Womens football (5 Viewers)

[Skybluekyle]

That penalty shootout was worse than away at Forest Green Rovers in the CheckaLeasing Johns Papa .com Trophy...

 

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[wingy]

Gotta start Kelly next one, there'll be a few struggling to make it.

 

[SkyBlueSoul]

Shite for all but 2 minutes out of 120, then won scoring 3 out of 7 pens

 

[Earlsdon_Skyblue1]

That was the worst penalty shootout I have ever seen.

Qualified by someone in the crowd tonking on a Thomas the Tank Engine whistle throughout it. Fucking hilarious.

 

[Domo]

what a shootout, doubt ill see anything like that again!

 

[skybluecam]

Commentators playing it up as dramatic, I like and enjoy women’s football but that was farcical

 

[rob9872]

Fuvking hell

 

[covcity4life]

what a shootout, doubt ill see anything like that again!

Yeah no point being negative about it. Was a great watch

 

[ajsccfc]

Every time someone fucked up they were excused for the fact they'd played over 90 minutes. I'm all in for women's football getting a stage but fucking hell, when they're shit just say they're shit.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Going by the xG, 11 of the 14 kicks should have been scored. Just 5 were.

That is record breakingly terrible

 

[Shannerz]

Commentators playing it up as dramatic, I like and enjoy women’s football but that was farcical

Something can be dramatic and farcical at the same time.

That shootout was both.

And there has to be some credit to the Swedish keeper; the penalties may have been poor, but they were on target, and she had to read the takers' intention.

 

[SBT]

I enjoyed Lucy Bronze’s penalty and celebration, in fairness

 

[skybluecam]

Something can be dramatic and farcical at the same time.

That shootout was both.

And there has to be some credit to the Swedish keeper; the penalties may have been poor, but they were on target, and she had to read the takers' intention.

I was tense at the start, was literally just laughing by the end.

I could’ve saved most of those pea rollers even if I dived the wrong way and had to stand up again.

 

[wingy]

Didn't see it all but no stuttering run ups for the ones I did see.

 

[Shannerz]

I could’ve saved most of those pea rollers even if I dived the wrong way and had to stand up again.

You couldn't though, could you.

 

[skybluecam]

You couldn't though, could you.

Hyperbole.

Not sure what happened, I think the conversion rate is usually similar across the men’s and women’s games.

 

[Shannerz]

Hyperbole.

Not sure what happened, I think the conversion rate is usually similar across the men’s and women’s games.

It was farcical, I'm not arguing against that.

 

[Mcbean]

2 perfect pens from Kelly and Bronze - the rest of them need to take a long look in the mirror without the false eyelashes - well played the keeper

 

[Mcbean]

Swedish goalie had the notes on the pen takers on her water bottle - she didn’t really need them

 

[Ian1779]

Going by the xG, 11 of the 14 kicks should have been scored. Just 5 were.

That is record breakingly terrible

All 7 England penalties were on target I think. Keeper made 4 saves

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

All 7 England penalties were on target I think. Keeper made 4 saves

Even so, for 2/3 of the penalties to be missed or saved, something's gone wrong.

 

[itsabuzzard]

Gotta start Kelly next one, there'll be a few struggling to make it.

And Carter mustn't start.

 

[LastGarrison]

The Swedish keeper ran across the goal line for 3 of them to make the saves that’s how poorly they were hit.

But fuck it, a win’s a win!

 

[Ccfcisparks]

All 7 England penalties were on target I think. Keeper made 4 saves

Did you see the quality of the shots?

some barely had any power on them

 

[wingy]

And Carter mustn't start.

There was a Swedish attack late on and hadn't paid her much notice, but she sprinted back to contain the player out left,it did make me wonder what all the stuff about her being slow was about,but I guess it's one snippet from a match of 120 minutes.
That one who resigned is proving quite hard to replace.

 

[Ccfcisparks]

Rather than penalties, I think if the game ends in a tie then which ever team has the highest average rating appearance wise goes through.

 

[wingy]

The Swedish keeper ran across the goal line for 3 of them to make the saves that’s how poorly they were hit.

But fuck it, a win’s a win!

Yes she's getting all the plaudits but I I think overall our goalie s quite good, Certainly got the right temperament and resilience,.certainly

 

[rob9872]

Rather than penalties, I think if the game ends in a tie then which ever team has the highest average rating appearance wise goes through.

Could do average bra size. It would be good to see the manager scrambling at 120 mins to bring all the tits on instead of penalty specialists.

 

[Ccfcisparks]

Could do average bra size. It would be good to see the manager scrambling at 120 mins to bring all the tits on instead of penalty specialists.

That would be superb. That or a twerk off would suffice.

 

[Otis]

There was a Swedish attack late on and hadn't paid her much notice, but she sprinted back to contain the player out left,it did make me wonder what all the stuff about her being slow was about,but I guess it's one snippet from a match of 120 minutes.
That one who resigned is proving quite hard to replace.

She is very slow. wingy, unfortunately.

Constantly outpaced and targeted by the opposition.

 

[Earlsdon_Skyblue1]

I reckon we could pick 6 random SBT members at random and they would have beat both of these teams in this shoot out

I am very curious what an SBT team would actually look like.

 

[Nuskyblue]

I am very curious what an SBT team would actually look like.

Could do average bra size. It would be good to see the manager scrambling at 120 mins to bring all the tits on instead of penalty specialists.

They'd probably win if tied after 120 using Robs system
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[Frank Sidebottom]

It was like watching Southgates Pen on repeat... with a couple of Waddles thrown in for good measure.

 

[Mcbean]

I am very curious what an SBT team would actually look like.

Dyed blond hair and a pony tail should provide a good enough filter

 

[fatso]

So England go through by virtue of winning the back pass challenge!