The Premier League being called the Premiership
At least one caller said it on CWR last night after the PNE game ... and a thread popped up on here with it on![]()
Many driven by people who can’t handle them or know how to keep to their side of the road. Lots just to drop little Tarquin at school as he can’t walk half a mileWhy are cars so big nowadays
If traffic wardens came down our road at schooltime they could help council finances a lot .Nowhere is out of bounds park opposite each other blocking the road, corners, footpaths, double yellows and accross driveways anytime after half two they sit and wait their childThe parking on our road when it’s school drop off time is crazy , usually I’m at work and never notice but I’ve been off the week there’s been at least 3 arguments and a couple of near misses .
All in cars the size of tanks.If traffic wardens came down our road at schooltime they could help council finances a lot .Nowhere is out of bounds park opposite each other blocking the road, corners, footpaths, double yellows and accross driveways anytime after half two they sit and wait their child
And most haven't got indicators.All in cars the size of tanks.
The worst drivers on the road are middle aged stay at home mums in SUV's and Uber eats/Just Eat drivers in clapped out bangers.
Or indicators that only work after the breaks are slammed on.And most haven't got indicators.
Yes they do that in our road , particularly across the drive I’ve had to ask people to move when I get home sometimesIf traffic wardens came down our road at schooltime they could help council finances a lot .Nowhere is out of bounds park opposite each other blocking the road, corners, footpaths, double yellows and accross driveways anytime after half two they sit and wait their child
The town I live in isn't very big, and the reality is that most children live very close to the school. Despite that, lots of them are dropped every day. I think the time some people spend trying to find somewhere to park is as long as it would be to walk.I occasionally make the mistake of walking the dog around school drop-off time and my god, the reckless entitlement of parents on the school run is utterly crazy. The ridiculous driving and parking I've seen, all because heaven forfend little Tarquin and little Isadora should have to walk more than eleven steps to school
Absolutely right, I walked to school my entire school life. Even if my dad wasn't at work the chances of him driving us there would be zero.I really never thought that at 38 I'd turn into the "in my day we hiked six miles to school through snowstorms" guy but when my sister and I were at Primary School, it was a mile's walk which we did more or less every day and it instilled in me a lifelong love of walking wherever possible
Bet they both said "kinda" at some pointI was exposed to a full blown ‘hipster off’ in the trendy coffee shop near me this morning. Force 10 on whatever scale it is that’s used to measure such an event…the Felix Scale?
Anyway, the trendy looking bloke who owns it and is all beads and mullet struck up a conversation with a customer.
Having established she has been in the library a lot (should have warned me…like a pre-seismic rumble). She then Started talking about how this morning she’d been for a breakfast picnic on the beach.
Beads Matey came back with “I’m hoping to get into the woods tonight: Be out amongst the stars”.
She then delivered an absolute knockout by saying “yeah that sounds great. I’m hoping to go to Mountain Yoga tomorrow”!
Boom!
Mountain Yoga!?!?! He never saw that coming! Out of nowhere. Take that Beads Matey!
I leant in and said, “I’m hoping to get tickets for Cov vs Swansea. Now fuck off you absolute fucking pair of cunts”.
I didn’t say this. Shame.
A fantastic set of top bollocks thoughKatherine Ryan
she’s rottenA fantastic set of top bollocks though
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