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[ovduk78]

There's a Sainsburys near where I work and I pop in sometimes. If I don't go for 3 - 4 weeks I'll get a £10+ voucher appear in my Nectar app

They do that for those who don't shop there all the time but for those that do they generally get nothing other than offers through the nectar app

 

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[wingy]

Just found out the garage with the cheap fuel, some people who have used it reporting issues, hope it only applies to the newer models, teach me to brag!

 

[LastGarrison]

Just found out the garage with the cheap fuel, some people who have used it reporting issues, hope it only applies to the newer models, teach me to brag!

The one opposite The Pippin?

 

[Nick]

Just found out the garage with the cheap fuel, some people who have used it reporting issues, hope it only applies to the newer models, teach me to brag!

Probably 50% water

 

[wingy]

Probably 50% water

Not sure my daughter picks her info from FB.🫣

 

[Sick Boy]

Google’s shitty US-centric AI shite.

 

[Mercian In Anglia]

You're taking the dog for a walk in the woods. The sunlight dapples on the path, birdsong fills the air, and you inhale the sweet aroma of pine resin. The world is alive, and so are you.

Suddenly, a new scent alerts you to the fact that Fido has laid a stinky brown cable in the middle of the path. Do you:

a. Bag it up and put it in the nearest of the many dog waste bins provided, like a functioning member of society.
b. take a stick and flick it off the path into the undergrowth. It's basically just Deliveroo for dung beetles, and no one's going around bagging up fox shit are they?
c. leave it and crack on. Bit of a selfish dickhead move, but saves you handling dog faeces, and you will get home 2min earlier and might catch the last frame of the snooker.

or, do you go for maverick option d...

Bag the shit up, in the bag you purposely brought with you for that very purpose, probably getting a bit of hound turd under your fingernails in the process, and then carry the warm stinking bundle a few hundred yards, before hurling it into a bush where it will fester until the plastic rots down to shit-stained polluting microparticles.

If you choose d, you're a twat.

 

[Sick Boy]

You're taking the dog for a walk in the woods. The sunlight dapples on the path, birdsong fills the air, and you inhale the sweet aroma of pine resin. The world is alive, and so are you.

Suddenly, a new scent alerts you to the fact that Fido has laid a stinky brown cable in the middle of the path. Do you:

a. Bag it up and put it in the nearest of the many dog waste bins provided, like a functioning member of society.
b. take a stick and flick it off the path into the undergrowth. It's basically just Deliveroo for dung beetles, and no one's going around bagging up fox shit are they?
c. leave it and crack on. Bit of a selfish dickhead move, but saves you handling dog faeces, and you will get home 2min earlier and might catch the last frame of the snooker.

or, do you go for maverick option d...

Bag the shit up, in the bag you purposely brought with you for that very purpose, probably getting a bit of hound turd under your fingernails in the process, and then carry the warm stinking bundle a few hundred yards, before hurling it into a bush where it will fester until the plastic rots down to shit-stained polluting microparticles.

If you choose d, you're a twat.

Anything other than picking it up and putting it in a bin means you’re a twat. Not everyone else is happy to live with dog shit everywhere.

 

[Mercian In Anglia]

Anything other than picking it up and putting it in a bin means you’re a twat. Not everyone else is happy to live with dog shit everywhere.

don't disagree fella, but at least with the other options there's a certain selfish logic to it, even if it's just 'I'm an antisocial lazy bastard'. It's the going to the effort of bagging it up and then lobbing it that fucks me off most, just makes no sense at all on any level.

 

[wingy]

You're taking the dog for a walk in the woods. The sunlight dapples on the path, birdsong fills the air, and you inhale the sweet aroma of pine resin. The world is alive, and so are you.

Suddenly, a new scent alerts you to the fact that Fido has laid a stinky brown cable in the middle of the path. Do you:

a. Bag it up and put it in the nearest of the many dog waste bins provided, like a functioning member of society.
b. take a stick and flick it off the path into the undergrowth. It's basically just Deliveroo for dung beetles, and no one's going around bagging up fox shit are they?
c. leave it and crack on. Bit of a selfish dickhead move, but saves you handling dog faeces, and you will get home 2min earlier and might catch the last frame of the snooker.

or, do you go for maverick option d...

Bag the shit up, in the bag you purposely brought with you for that very purpose, probably getting a bit of hound turd under your fingernails in the process, and then carry the warm stinking bundle a few hundred yards, before hurling it into a bush where it will fester until the plastic rots down to shit-stained polluting microparticles.

If you choose d, you're a twat.

Turn the bag inside out thus removing the danger of getting said fingernails .involved at all

 

[DT-R]

You're taking the dog for a walk in the woods. The sunlight dapples on the path, birdsong fills the air, and you inhale the sweet aroma of pine resin. The world is alive, and so are you.

Suddenly, a new scent alerts you to the fact that Fido has laid a stinky brown cable in the middle of the path. Do you:

a. Bag it up and put it in the nearest of the many dog waste bins provided, like a functioning member of society.
b. take a stick and flick it off the path into the undergrowth. It's basically just Deliveroo for dung beetles, and no one's going around bagging up fox shit are they?
c. leave it and crack on. Bit of a selfish dickhead move, but saves you handling dog faeces, and you will get home 2min earlier and might catch the last frame of the snooker.

or, do you go for maverick option d...

Bag the shit up, in the bag you purposely brought with you for that very purpose, probably getting a bit of hound turd under your fingernails in the process, and then carry the warm stinking bundle a few hundred yards, before hurling it into a bush where it will fester until the plastic rots down to shit-stained polluting microparticles.

If you choose d, you're a twat.

Not where I thought this post was going in the 2nd paragraph tbf. I thought the new scent was gonna be somebody smoking weed. Possibly one of the worst smells known to man and instantly makes me feel sick! At least back in the day people used to keep it under wraps and hide to smoke it. Now its everywhere. Really turns my stomach.

Id genuinely rather the smell of fresh dog shit fill my nose than the horrible smell of weed! Is there an option E) for bagging up and binning weed smokers?

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[DT-R]

don't disagree fella, but at least with the other options there's a certain selfish logic to it, even if it's just 'I'm an antisocial lazy bastard'. It's the going to the effort of bagging it up and then lobbing it that fucks me off most, just makes no sense at all on any level.

Also, the council fine people that fine you for dropping rubbish/not picking up dog shit....
Maximum fine for not picking up dog shit is £800. Maximum fine for littering is £1200. So in picking up the dog shit (you've done the hardest part) and now littering the plastic bag containing it, youre actually risking a bigger fine!

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[Sick Boy]

don't disagree fella, but at least with the other options there's a certain selfish logic to it, even if it's just 'I'm an antisocial lazy bastard'. It's the going to the effort of bagging it up and then lobbing it that fucks me off most, just makes no sense at all on any level.

I don't disagree but I've been out with my young nephews who like to run around and inevitably end up falling over, they should be able to do so with the risk of falling into a pile of dog shit.

 

[Sick Boy]

Not where I thought this post was going in the 2nd paragraph tbf. I thought the new scent was gonna be somebody smoking weed. Possibly one of the worst smells known to man and instantly makes me feel sick! At least back in the day people used to keep it under wraps and hide to smoke it. Now its everywhere. Really turns my stomach.

Id genuinely rather the smell of fresh dog shit fill my nose than the horrible smell of weed! Is there an option E) for bagging up and binning weed smokers?

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I thought it was going to be about vapes!

 

[Marty]

Anything other than picking it up and putting it in a bin means you’re a twat. Not everyone else is happy to live with dog shit everywhere.

If you forget your gloves it doubles up as a heater on a cold evening.

 

[Sick Boy]

If you forget your gloves it doubles up as a heater on a cold evening.

That's worthy of Viz's Top Tips!

 

[SeshMouseSkyBlue]

You're taking the dog for a walk in the woods. The sunlight dapples on the path, birdsong fills the air, and you inhale the sweet aroma of pine resin. The world is alive, and so are you.

Suddenly, a new scent alerts you to the fact that Fido has laid a stinky brown cable in the middle of the path. Do you:

a. Bag it up and put it in the nearest of the many dog waste bins provided, like a functioning member of society.
b. take a stick and flick it off the path into the undergrowth. It's basically just Deliveroo for dung beetles, and no one's going around bagging up fox shit are they?
c. leave it and crack on. Bit of a selfish dickhead move, but saves you handling dog faeces, and you will get home 2min earlier and might catch the last frame of the snooker.

or, do you go for maverick option d...

Bag the shit up, in the bag you purposely brought with you for that very purpose, probably getting a bit of hound turd under your fingernails in the process, and then carry the warm stinking bundle a few hundred yards, before hurling it into a bush where it will fester until the plastic rots down to shit-stained polluting microparticles.

If you choose d, you're a twat.

Never have understood that! They’ve literally done all the hard work by picking the shit up! Just push yourself a little bit further and put it in a bin!!

 

[fernandopartridge]

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That's grim. Though it's probably because if the couple said they'd had a bereavement they'd get a load of shit from some of the dickheads who comment.