ccfctommy
Well-Known Member
I do this. I'm so so sorry.
People holding their knife and fork in the wrong hands (correct being fork in the left).
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Fucking delivery cunting drivers! Got back from work to find my parcel fired over my back gate in the pissing rain. Content soaked through and damaged! Fuckers!
yeh - especially when they think you're not looking!ƨbɿɒodyɘʞ yboold qɒɘʜƆ
People who start 'following' dead people on social media, I've just read some musician who died lilpeep? Has had 500,000 extra followers since he passed away less than 24 hours ago. What are people expecting them to post!?
old people that walk on the road instead of the pavement - usually pulling one of those 'tartan shopping bags on wheels' things.
Ah, so you've met my mum and dad then have you.old people that walk on the road instead of the pavement - usually pulling one of those 'tartan shopping bags on wheels' things.
Still sitting on the dock of the bayYou'd be surprised, I had Otis Redding follow me on Twitter nearly 50 years after he died.
I keep asking him to haunt my house with some sweet sounds but nothing yet
And still hasn't caught a bloody fish!Still sitting on the dock of the bay
Politicians on light entertainment shows.
Not at all Otis, more aimed at the sort who lose their seat in parliament and then start popping up on panel shows, go out and get a proper jobYou advocating ending Have I Got News For You then?
Chavvy pigs.
Make sure you are not eating or about to eat when you read this.
Last week in Wilkinson's a scruffy looking English family came in. Mum and grandma (about 65-70) and a toddler in a pushchair. They looked around a bit and then the mum quickly approached a member of staff and asked if there were any toilets available The staff member said no and said that the nearest was in the library building. Staff member says it seemed they needed a toilet quickly, but instead of zooming off out of the shop, they just went back to browsing the store.
The assumption was that the child needed the toilet, but after a few seconds there was an overwhelming smell of poo and the grandma simply lifted her leg at an angle and out slid the poo into the aisle.
The family just casually walked off and a trail of poo was left all along their way out of the shop.
They had to seal several aisles off to the public while they cleaned it all up.
Fuckin Christmas CDs seen one advertised today Russell Watson , and here it begins Just waiting for that bastard Alfie bo
More utter money making cunteryAnd there it is Michael ball and Alfie boe back together again cd. Utter cunts
Oh now that's just pointlessMore utter money making cuntery
Stick to DIY and patronising you c**t!
Track 1 - I'd rather be a hammer than a nail
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