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Sick Boy

Super Moderator
  • Nov 10, 2023
  • #14,491
Sbarcher said:
Hate those taps in pubs where you push down to operate. They go all over my pants and make it look like I’ve pissed myself.
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….sure
 
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Mcbean

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 10, 2023
  • #14,492
Seaside-Skyblue said:
While on Pub toilets ...who on earth is picking their nose and wiping it on the wall? Grim.

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Nearly as grim as people just pissing on the floor instead of in the bowl - too busy looking at other peoples todger
 
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oscillatewildly

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 10, 2023
  • #14,493
Mcbean said:
Nearly as grim as people just pissing on the floor instead of in the bowl - too looking at other peoples todger
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Or obsessed with their phone. What's that about? (Other than obsession obviously)
 

shmmeee

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 10, 2023
  • #14,494
Mcbean said:
Nearly as grim as people just pissing on the floor instead of in the bowl - too looking at other peoples todger
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I e still got PTSD from a toilet at Warwick Uni Tech Park and in fact a similar one a couple of years earlier at Cov Uni with literal shit smeared on the walls and shitty toilet paper on the floor. Still confused as to what was happening in rhere
 

ajsccfc

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 10, 2023
  • #14,495
I avoid the more public toilets on campus as a rule now, you'd think that anyone spending their day in a university library would be clever enough to be able to piss exclusively into a toilet rather than a seat and surrounding areas, but apparently not.
 
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Brighton Sky Blue

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  • Nov 10, 2023
  • #14,496
shmmeee said:
I e still got PTSD from a toilet at Warwick Uni Tech Park and in fact a similar one a couple of years earlier at Cov Uni with literal shit smeared on the walls and shitty toilet paper on the floor. Still confused as to what was happening in rhere
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Twice in my postgrad the head of faculty had to email at length that you weren’t meant to stand on the bowl for a shit, nor were you meant to shit in bags and put them in the bin. It got to the point of signs being put up to have to explain how to take a shit. Hilariously he also offered biohazard bags for people who were desperate to shit in them instead of the bog
 
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SkyBlueSoul

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 10, 2023
  • #14,497
Brighton Sky Blue said:
Twice in my postgrad the head of faculty had to email at length that you weren’t meant to stand on the bowl for a shit, nor were you meant to shit in bags and put them in the bin. It got to the point of signs being put up to have to explain how to take a shit. Hilariously he also offered biohazard bags for people who were desperate to shit in them instead of the bog
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shmmeee said:
I e still got PTSD from a toilet at Warwick Uni Tech Park and in fact a similar one a couple of years earlier at Cov Uni with literal shit smeared on the walls and shitty toilet paper on the floor. Still confused as to what was happening in rhere
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My mum worked at Warwick Uni and said the same. The price to pay for an influx of students from cultures that use squat toilets and have sewage systems that mean you can't put any extra items such as toilet paper down there so they assume it goes in the bin (or near enough). In fact cultures that don't have toilet paper at all so they don't really know how to use it.
 

ccfctommy

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 10, 2023
  • #14,498
Brighton Sky Blue said:
Twice in my postgrad the head of faculty had to email at length that you weren’t meant to stand on the bowl for a shit, nor were you meant to shit in bags and put them in the bin. It got to the point of signs being put up to have to explain how to take a shit. Hilariously he also offered biohazard bags for people who were desperate to shit in them instead of the bog
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Haha, there are signs at Cov Uni for that.
 

LastGarrison

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 10, 2023
  • #14,499
SkyBlueSoul said:
My mum worked at Warwick Uni and said the same. The price to pay for an influx of students from cultures that use squat toilets and have sewage systems that mean you can't put any extra items such as toilet paper down there so they assume it goes in the bin (or near enough). In fact cultures that don't have toilet paper at all so they don't really know how to use it.
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Just install a couple of bum guns and everyone’s happy!
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Nov 10, 2023
  • #14,500
People who dump dogs (or other animals) by the side of the road. I hope they die a painful death.
 
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Mcbean

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 10, 2023
  • #14,501
Brighton Sky Blue said:
Twice in my postgrad the head of faculty had to email at length that you weren’t meant to stand on the bowl for a shit, nor were you meant to shit in bags and put them in the bin. It got to the point of signs being put up to have to explain how to take a shit. Hilariously he also offered biohazard bags for people who were desperate to shit in them instead of the bog
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SkyBlueSoul said:
My mum worked at Warwick Uni and said the same. The price to pay for an influx of students from cultures that use squat toilets and have sewage systems that mean you can't put any extra items such as toilet paper down there so they assume it goes in the bin (or near enough). In fact cultures that don't have toilet paper at all so they don't really know how to use it.
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It’s what your left hands for !
 

Sick Boy

Super Moderator
  • Nov 10, 2023
  • #14,502
Nick said:
People who dump dogs (or other animals) by the side of the road. I hope they die a painful death.
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Add anyone who’s cruel to animals in general.
 
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Brighton Sky Blue

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 10, 2023
  • #14,503
Mcbean said:
It’s what your left hands for !
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As a left handed person I have taken some offence
 
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wingy

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 10, 2023
  • #14,504
Brighton Sky Blue said:
As a left handed person I have taken some offence
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Not you as well, might have an artistic vent?
 

nicksar

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 10, 2023
  • #14,505
Brighton Sky Blue said:
As a left handed person I have taken some offence
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Me too...true fact two rights don't make a left.
 

fernandopartridge

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 10, 2023
  • #14,506
Night time tickly cough

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JAM See

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 10, 2023
  • #14,507
Greggs said:
Crusts on a bread loaf. I'm always pushing past the fucker. Is he just there to protect the rest of them, acting all hard because he's got an inbuilt shield? I feed them to the ducks and get pleasure watching them get pecked at.
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They're called 'heels', and they are the best bit of a loaf.
Butter and jam on a heel with a big mug of tea is a proper comfort snack.
 

ProfessorbyGrace

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 10, 2023
  • #14,508
fernandopartridge said:
Night time tickly cough

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One of those air humidifiers should do the trick.
 

Sbarcher

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 11, 2023
  • #14,509
fernandopartridge said:
Night time tickly cough

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I’m told there’s a special serum for this. Cums in a handy sized container. It needs a good shake before application.
 
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ProfessorbyGrace

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 11, 2023
  • #14,510
Neighbours with numerous and unnecessarily bright motion-sensor floodlights in their gardens.

I was calling the cat in earlier, and it was like a scene from a prison movie as she cut across the lawn - it triggered three (previously uninstalled) lights that, I imagine, could have easily burnt through my retinas if I had stared at them for more than a second.

Might need a welders mask for any further night forays into that coronal discharge.
 
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Seaside-Skyblue

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 11, 2023
  • #14,511
ProfessorbyGrace said:
Neighbours with numerous and unnecessarily bright motion-sensor floodlights in their gardens.

I was calling the cat in earlier, and it was like a scene from a prison movie as she cut across the lawn - it triggered three (previously uninstalled) lights that, I imagine, could have easily burnt through my retinas if I had stared at them for more than a second.

Might need a welders mask for any further night forays into that coronal discharge.
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Escape from al-cat-raz? Sorry.

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BodicoteSkyBlue

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  • Nov 12, 2023
  • #14,512
Pumpkins still on doorsteps. It’s two weeks ago now, clear the rotting veg away you scruffs.
 
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Sick Boy

Super Moderator
  • Nov 12, 2023
  • #14,513
BodicoteSkyBlue said:
Pumpkins still on doorsteps. It’s two weeks ago now, clear the rotting veg away you scruffs.
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Or better yet, stop importing Yank customs.
 
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Sbarcher

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  • Nov 12, 2023
  • #14,514
Robbing bastards at Bristol Airport parking. Just booked flights for a week away on Wednesday and the parking is twice the price of my return flight, £158 for the week!
 

Blind-Faith

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 12, 2023
  • #14,515
Probably been said before, but when a programme cuts to adverts and the volume goes up significantly.

just watching rangers vs Livingston , goes to adverts after half time and all of a sudden I’ve got to turn tv down 4 notches as it’s blasting out.
 
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wingy

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 12, 2023
  • #14,516
Blind-Faith said:
Probably been said before, but when a programme cuts to adverts and the volume goes up significantly.

just watching rangers vs Livingston , goes to adverts after half time and all of a sudden I’ve got to turn tv down 4 notches as it’s blasting out.
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The HT break, anyway tbf, hearing the inane comments from punters.
 
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shmmeee

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 12, 2023
  • #14,517
Sick Boy said:
Or better yet, stop importing Yank customs.
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Get back to good old British turnips!
 
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wingy

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 12, 2023
  • #14,518
shmmeee said:
Get back to good old British turnips!
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What's this got to do with Graham Turner?
 

shmmeee

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 12, 2023
  • #14,519
wingy said:
What's this got to do with Graham Turner?
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Carve him up and stick a tea light in him
 
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LastGarrison

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  • Nov 12, 2023
  • #14,520
wingy said:
What's this got to do with Graham Turner?
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Psst.

Wrong Graham.
 
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wingy

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  • Nov 12, 2023
  • #14,521
*Taylor
 
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BodicoteSkyBlue

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 12, 2023
  • #14,522
Taylor or Turner, carving up and shoving a tea light in him seems a tad harsh.
 
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wingy

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  • Nov 12, 2023
  • #14,523
BodicoteSkyBlue said:
Taylor or Turner, carving up and shoving a tea light in him seems a tad harsh.
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It does Indeed.
 

Blind-Faith

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 12, 2023
  • #14,524
The amount of people ( perfectly able bodied ) who get their shopping delivered. Just go to the shop you fucking lazy arseholes
 
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Nick

Administrator
  • Nov 12, 2023
  • #14,525
Blind-Faith said:
The amount of people ( perfectly able bodied ) who get their shopping delivered. Just go to the shop you fucking lazy arseholes
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Why?
 
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