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My missus always refers to him as Max Quordlepleen - the cheesy comedian and MC from Hitchhiker's Guide!
My missus always refers to him as Max Quordlepleen - the cheesy comedian and MC from Hitchhiker's Guide!Dermott O' Leary . Why is he on the telly ?
His clothes never fit either.My missus always refers to him as Max Quordlepleen - the cheesy comedian and MC from Hitchhiker's Guide!
Didn't someone, maybe a member of a pop group, do this to save luggage costs and they passed out on the plane because they were too hot?!Obvious solution there:
Didn't someone, maybe a member of a pop group, do this to save luggage costs and they passed out on the plane because they were too hot?!
I got so annoyed about this today I just sat silently during the teams meeting while people discussed bollocks way round things and presented a finished task to them at the end. Probably looked a prick but wanted to make a point.Meetings about having meetings - FFS.
Meetings about having meetings - FFS.
Happens in all sectors and one of the reasons I started my own business.Getting badgered by staff whose only role in school seems to be having meetings and to email pestering staff actually delivering the service
I spent 1.5 hours in a meeting about a meeting with my mic on literally 10 minutes and then spent the rest of it listening to music- probably the easiest money I’ve ever made.I got so annoyed about this today I just sat silently during the teams meeting while people discussed bollocks way round things and presented a finished task to them at the end. Probably looked a prick but wanted to make a point.
Tell him you might be away for two weeks starting tomorrowMy neighbour has decided that instead of having his Amazon deliveries made on a day that he's home, or to his parents or grandparents that both live in the same street, he will instead have them all delivered when he's not in and tell the driver to leave them at my house. One or two, no problem, but its every day and getting out of hand.
These bus drivers are getting so officious these days - he could probably SEE which seat you were in!!I just wasted an hour and half of my life filling a passenger locator form
In - useless irrelevant questions !
"THEY"???What the fuck are they doing in coundon? It's carnage
On the roads"THEY"???
Hundreds of cars driving past a road closed sign to then get down it and turn round to come back.What the fuck are they doing in coundon? It's carnage
I am absolutely with you Mark! Is it trying to be ironic? My knackered old Freelander 1 has its plate to one side but that's because THERE'S A FUCKING GREAT SPARE WHEEL IN THE WAY!!! It would deffo stop me buying the new(ish) Disco!I find the number plate on the new Land Rover Discovery being off centre, fucking annoying. Every time I see one it bugs the shit out of me. No idea why.
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Awww yeah…that’ll do it.Getting served the same thing later than people who arrived after you
I find the number plate on the new Land Rover Discovery being off centre, fucking annoying. Every time I see one it bugs the shit out of me. No idea why.
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Every single ‘cheap’ printer seems to just stop working properly after a few years.My HP printer. Absolute bag of shit. I must have to problem solve (turn off then on) 20 times every day. The software that comes with it diagnoses the problem as 'it's not working' but gives no hint as to what the issue is or how to fix it.
Trying to replace the locking bit on a hanging light fitting when you put on a shade. Just moved into a new house and they are a nightmare especially if you are trying to hold a heavy shade. Just make the thread coarser so it starts easier.
Someone replied all to one from our CEO - we are talking 000s worldwide - the CEO shot him downWhen someone “replies to all” to the sender on a company wide email. Not that act itself, but the 25 twats afterward who feel the need to email, replying to all, saying “you’ve replied to all” or “please don’t reply to all”.
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