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OffenhamSkyBlue

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  • Feb 11, 2020
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A lot gets said about "sexualisation" of young girls/teenagers, and yet what passes for school "uniforms" in terms of short skirts these days verges on the obscene. If they'd worn stuff like that when i was a lad, i'd have had a permanent boner at school! But the boy looks ... he gets accused of perving on her. It's human nature (but access to porn maybe makes them think they are there for the taking, if only they had a washing machine to fix!).
As said above, i wouldn't want to be growing up in this age.
 

Terry Gibson's perm

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,617
OffenhamSkyBlue said:
Me and my missus were planning a holiday this September to Vegas with my mate and his wife to celebrate his 50th. His cousin has now announced she's getting married in fucking Mexico in October, so our plans are scuppered! Selfish bitch!
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Why they should just say already arranged something else and we won’t be attending.
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,618
Terry Gibson's perm said:
Why they should just say already arranged something else and we won’t be attending.
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Maybe it's an excuse and they actually hate me!
 
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Terry Gibson's perm

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,619
OffenhamSkyBlue said:
Maybe it's an excuse and they actually hate me!
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Just go anyway
 
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David O'Day

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,620
A lot of folk seem to be stuck in the 70's
 

fernandopartridge

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,621
David O'Day said:
A lot of folk seem to be stuck in the 70's
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Agree. I've been reading some of the BTL comments on this Jamaican deportation case. This country is full of ignorant wankers.
 
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wingy

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,622
OffenhamSkyBlue said:
A lot gets said about "sexualisation" of young girls/teenagers, and yet what passes for school "uniforms" in terms of short skirts these days verges on the obscene. If they'd worn stuff like that when i was a lad, i'd have had a permanent boner at school! But the boy looks ... he gets accused of perving on her. It's human nature (but access to porn maybe makes them think they are there for the taking, if only they had a washing machine to fix!).
As said above, i wouldn't want to be growing up in this age.
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They were evident at HoE in the seventies.
Oh Oh Linda Dyke ( Meriden lass)
 
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wingy

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,623
Let's be honest most female music videos verge on the softcore level .
 
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wingy

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,624
fernandopartridge said:
Agree. I've been reading some of the BTL comments on this Jamaican deportation case. This country is full of ignorant wankers.
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BTL?
Forgive my ignorance.
 
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fernandopartridge

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,625
wingy said:
BTL?
Forgive my ignorance.
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Below the line
 
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David O'Day

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,626
fernandopartridge said:
Below the line
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Never go BTL, it's a cantina bar of cunts below every single one
 
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fellatio_Martinez

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,627
wingy said:
Let's be honest most female music videos verge on the softcore level .
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I'm so out of touch with pop music that I wouldn't know. Is Celine Dion still popular with the kids?
 
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David O'Day

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,628
fellatio_Martinez said:
I'm so out of touch with pop music that I wouldn't know. Is Celine Dion still popular with the kids?
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Only 2nd to The Fine Young Cannibals and Milli Vanilli
 
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Ring Of Steel

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,629
cheeky fuckers going for a sly fag right outside my office window so that it now stinks like an ashtray and everyone coming in probably thinks I'm sparking up at my desk
 

Ring Of Steel

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,630
fellatio_Martinez said:
I'm so out of touch with pop music that I wouldn't know. Is Celine Dion still popular with the kids?
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My teenage kids didn't even know what "the charts" are/were, they just stream whatever is trendy. So they will never get the thrill of having to wait for Bruno Brookes to tell you if your fave had got to number one. Definitely qualifies as annoying, they make me feel like a right silly old sap when I tell them about the "top 40"
 
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shmmeee

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,631
Ring Of Steel said:
cheeky fuckers going for a sly fag right outside my office window so that it now stinks like an ashtray and everyone coming in probably thinks I'm sparking up at my desk
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Lobby your office to provide a smoking area then. Number of places that get rid of it in a fit of virtue signalling then whine that the smokers are where they don’t want them.
 

Ring Of Steel

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,632
shmmeee said:
Lobby your office to provide a smoking area then. Number of places that get rid of it in a fit of virtue signalling then whine that the smokers are where they don’t want them.
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I am an ex-smoker now vaper, so its making me crave a fag- double annoying
 
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shmmeee

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,633
Ring Of Steel said:
I am an ex-smoker now vaper, so its making me crave a fag- double annoying
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Just give in. We’re all going to die anyway and at least this way you fund the NHS. (Fair play in all seriousness. I’ve been quitting for ten years now)
 
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Covstu

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,634
Ring Of Steel said:
cheeky fuckers going for a sly fag right outside my office window so that it now stinks like an ashtray and everyone coming in probably thinks I'm sparking up at my desk
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Chuck a bucket of water out the window!
 

Ring Of Steel

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,635
shmmeee said:
Just give in. We’re all going to die anyway and at least this way you fund the NHS. (Fair play in all seriousness. I’ve been quitting for ten years now)
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I haven't had a fag in 5 years now (aside from 1 week in Singapore where vaping is banned), but it never leaves you..
 
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fellatio_Martinez

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,636
I'm one of the lucky ones that started drinking around the the time of the smoking ban.

I was a non smoker but anytime I'd go to the pub I'd end up smoking ten or so. Then the ban came in and I couldn't be arsed going outside all the time. If the ban hadn't kicked in I would have took up smoking full time because I could feel the habit forming to the extent that I wanted to smoke during the day.

I do enjoy the occasional cigar and cigarette if I'm out for a proper booze up but when I'm sober I never get the urge.
 
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Ring Of Steel

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,637
fellatio_Martinez said:
I'm one of the lucky ones that started drinking around the the time of the smoking ban.

I was a non smoker but anytime I'd go to the pub I'd end up smoking ten or so. Then the ban came in and I couldn't be arsed going outside all the time. If the ban hadn't kicked in I would have took up smoking full time because I could feel the habit forming to the extent that I wanted to smoke during the day.

I do enjoy the occasional cigar and cigarette if I'm out for a proper booze up but when I'm sober I never get the urge.
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the vape is never far away from me... changed my life giving up, just waking up after a skinful and just feeling rough as opposed to feeling like I was about to die
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,638
Ring Of Steel said:
My teenage kids didn't even know what "the charts" are/were, they just stream whatever is trendy. So they will never get the thrill of having to wait for Bruno Brookes to tell you if your fave had got to number one. Definitely qualifies as annoying, they make me feel like a right silly old sap when I tell them about the "top 40"
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Bruno Brookes? Hell's teeth, it was Johnnie Walker in my day who did the lunchtime show on Radio 1. Tuesdays were chart day, and he played the new Top 5 between 12.45 (when Newsbeat ended) and 1.00, when he did the full run-down (with Time is Tight by Booker T and the MGs as the background music), with the new number one at precisely 1 o'clock. I'm sure some of you other old gits will remember this!
Those were the days when you had to BUY a record to get it into the charts rather than just listen to it on the radio!!
 
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wingy

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,639
OffenhamSkyBlue said:
Bruno Brookes? Hell's teeth, it was Johnnie Walker in my day who did the lunchtime show on Radio 1. Tuesdays were chart day, and he played the new Top 5 between 12.45 (when Newsbeat ended) and 1.00, when he did the full run-down (with Time is Tight by Booker T and the MGs as the background music), with the new number one at precisely 1 o'clock. I'm sure some of you other old gits will remember this!
Those were the days when you had to BUY a record to get it into the charts rather than just listen to it on the radio!!
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Is he still on Sunday afternoons?
Excellent show I seem to have got out of the habit of.
Made s fantastic comeback post illness and operation.
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,640
Yeah he does sounds of the 70s. Has some pretty good guests to talk to as well. Such a relaxed style. The consummate professional. Used to love his R2 drivetime programme (pre Chris Evans and Simon Mayo)
 
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wingy

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  • Feb 11, 2020
  • #6,641
OffenhamSkyBlue said:
Yeah he does sounds of the 70s. Has some pretty good guests to talk to as well. Such a relaxed style. The consummate professional. Used to love his R2 drivetime programme (pre Chris Evans and Simon Mayo)
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Yeah
No sycophants cramming out of the the studio
Proper DJ craft.
 

richnrg

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  • Feb 12, 2020
  • #6,642
OffenhamSkyBlue said:
Those were the days when you had to BUY a record to get it into the charts rather than just listen to it on the radio!!
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I may be a bit late in pointing this out, but I'm not sure you fully understood how this worked. Buying a record allowed you to play it at home yourself (on your gramphone). You didn't have to wait until enough other people had bought it so that you could then hear it on the radio.
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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  • Feb 12, 2020
  • #6,643
richnrg said:
I may be a bit late in pointing this out, but I'm not sure you fully understood how this worked. Buying a record allowed you to play it at home yourself (on your gramphone). You didn't have to wait until enough other people had bought it so that you could then hear it on the radio.
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Thanks for putting me straight, Rich - i must have been labouring under some humungous misapprehension all these years!
 
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Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Feb 12, 2020
  • #6,644
People who go swimming but don’t actually swim , just stand in the pool talking
 
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Monners

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  • Feb 12, 2020
  • #6,645
People
 
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richnrg

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  • Feb 12, 2020
  • #6,646
Sky_Blue_Daz said:
People who go swimming but don’t actually swim , just stand in the pool taking
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taking what?
 

fellatio_Martinez

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  • Feb 12, 2020
  • #6,647
richnrg said:
taking what?
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The piss, according to our Daz!
 

Mcbean

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  • Feb 13, 2020
  • #6,648
fellatio_Martinez said:
The piss, according to our Daz!
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Don’t they use that dye any more !
 

Nick

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  • Feb 13, 2020
  • #6,649
fellatio_Martinez said:
The piss, according to our Daz!
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Love a swimming pool piss.
 
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richnrg

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  • Feb 13, 2020
  • #6,650
Nick said:
Love a swimming pool piss.
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more than a fart in a lift?
 
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