120 years is a long time to be sitting downWent to see Gary Delaney at the glee club last night, ticket said doors open 1845 be seated by 1930 so we were seated at 1910 and they make an announcement to say the show will start at 2030 so a long and boring wait. But he was funny if you are happy with somebody using the blue book, but his warm up man was a shocker really boring
Went to see Gary Delaney at the glee club last night, ticket said doors open 1845 be seated by 1930 so we were seated at 1910 and they make an announcement to say the show will start at 2030 so a long and boring wait. But he was funny if you are happy with somebody using the blue book, but his warm up man was a shocker really boring
Was it a bald fella?
I went a few months ago, think I even put a post in here about it where people were too busy taking posed selfies rather than watching it.
You would think they would have put something on for the hour. (probably encouraging you to get to the bar)
I like Gary Delaney. He's like a dirty Tim Vine.
People who talk or whisper in the cinema.
Can you not shut the fuck up for an hour and a half?! It's getting worse too. Social media has given society an almost autistic need to air their opinions, even at the most inappropriate times.
They can't usually go without a 3 course meal either.
Ok I'll raise you, the heat death of the universe. That's really annoying.Yep, it's that and ISIS that bother me the most.
Oh sweet jesus, that's another thing.
Trying to engage in a film while some pig behind you stuffs nachos, popcorn and ten gallons of coke into their faces.
There's also the rustlers who bring food in via a plastic bag and spend the entire film making noise while trying to locate a packet of wine gums in the dark.
I was in an empty cinema once and this guy chose to sit right in front of me and proceeded to pull out a huge multipack of McCoys. Absolute cock weasel.
Thats another one. People who sit too close when its empty
Same at football, always have the dicks when its pretty empty and they choose to sit directly in front / next to or behind. Whats all that about?
Train journeys are even worse. Why do people bring a picnic for a 2 hour journey? Then chomp loudly for half the journeyOh sweet jesus, that's another thing.
Trying to engage in a film while some pig behind you stuffs nachos, popcorn and ten gallons of coke into their faces.
There's also the rustlers who bring food in via a plastic bag and spend the entire film making noise while trying to locate a packet of wine gums in the dark.
I was in an empty cinema once and this guy chose to sit right in front of me and proceeded to pull out a huge multipack of McCoys. Absolute cock weasel.
Train journeys are even worse. Why do people bring a picnic for a 2 hour journey? Then chomp loudly for half the journey
People who clutter up forums with sellling stuff buttons for at the most a quid cash backWoman in tesco who had done all of her shopping and packed it all, got to the end and one of her vouchers for yoghurt didn't go through. Instead of for the sake of a quid at most just ignore it. She went back through her bags to give them back.
People who clutter up forums with sellling stuff buttons for at the most a quid cash back
Sounds like a scam Nick. In fact, you are our latest mascot Sky Blue Scam.
On that topic why does our mascot always look so grubby?
That's exactly what a scammer would say....:emoji_nerd:
There's now a Nationwide advert with 2 blokes in it.
I tried, it offered me no optionsYou know you want to put something in the search box.
I tried, it offered me no options
Offers me a candle or fake blood, but nothing found for enormously large fake plastic testicles I'm afraid.It's the wrong search term, narrow it down a bit
Too precise that's whyOffers me a candle or fake blood, but nothing found for enormously large fake plastic testicles I'm afraid.
Isn't that the nickname of David Beckham's slightly less talented younger brother?Too precise that's why
Plastic bollocks.
Eating loudly full stop. Lip smacking.
And now I'm bloody stuck with her!There's not many of us about who hate noisy eaters.
I often get frustrated by loud chewing, crunching etc, it really boils my blood and I have no control over it. But if someone asks why I'm agitated and I mention the food noises they just laugh as if it's a really trivial thing.
Eat your fucking food like a civilised human being and not a starved dog you c*nt!
I met a girl out one night and really liked her. We met for dinner a week later and my heart sunk when I heard the noises she made eating a poppadom. Never met her again.
And now I'm bloody stuck with her!
I have to leave the room sometimes. Have to have background noise too. Can't eat in silenceThere's not many of us about who hate noisy eaters.
I often get frustrated by loud chewing, crunching etc, it really boils my blood and I have no control over it. But if someone asks why I'm agitated and I mention the food noises they just laugh as if it's a really trivial thing.
Eat your fucking food like a civilised human being and not a starved dog you c*nt!
I met a girl out one night and really liked her. We met for dinner a week later and my heart sunk when I heard the noises she made eating a poppadom. Never met her again.
I have to leave the room sometimes. Have to have background noise too. Can't eat in silence
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