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  • Start date Aug 2, 2016
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Otis

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  • Jun 21, 2018
  • #3,641
Covstu said:
and the reverse when the lights go green and the car infront doesn't move as they are dicking about with their phone or getting something out of a bag.
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Yeah, been meaning to spring clean that and remove stuff for ages.

I mean, just how much lippy does one bloke actally need?
 
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Covstu

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 21, 2018
  • #3,642
Otis said:
Yeah, been meaning to spring clean that and remove stuff for ages.

I mean, just how much lippy does one bloke actally need?
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its the plug in hairdryer I draw the line at...
 

Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 21, 2018
  • #3,643
Covstu said:
its the plug in hairdryer I draw the line at...
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Yeah. Maybe in the cigarette socket and using it while I was driving was not my finest hour.
 

vow

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  • Jun 22, 2018
  • #3,644
The wankfest over the Brazilian football team from commentators and most pundits.
 
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eastwoodsdustman

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  • Jun 22, 2018
  • #3,645
vow said:
The wankfest over the Brazilian football team from commentators and most pundits.
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On this theme I used to hate listening to Brian Moore when Liverpool we playing for the same reasons.
 
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BodicoteSkyBlue

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 22, 2018
  • #3,646
Pointing both your index fingers to the sky when you score whilst uttering a pray. Fuck that, what’s wrong with a Mick Channon type arm twirling? Think my goal celebration would be be an over the hoardings, shirt off in with the fans.
 

Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 22, 2018
  • #3,647
BodicoteSkyBlue said:
Pointing both your index fingers to the sky when you score whilst uttering a pray. Fuck that, what’s wrong with a Mick Channon type arm twirling? Think my goal celebration would be be an over the hoardings, shirt off in with the fans.
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Think I would just twirl an invisible handlebar moustache.
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Jun 22, 2018
  • #3,648
BodicoteSkyBlue said:
Pointing both your index fingers to the sky when you score whilst uttering a pray. Fuck that, what’s wrong with a Mick Channon type arm twirling? Think my goal celebration would be be an over the hoardings, shirt off in with the fans.
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I'd be a shhh to the opposition fans.
 

tommydazzle

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 22, 2018
  • #3,649
A firm handshake with team mates is all that's needed, leave all the emotional stuff to the girlies and continentals.
 
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Mcbean

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  • Jun 23, 2018
  • #3,650
My darling wife - WHY CAN SHE NOT PUT ANYTHING AWAY she's like a child and its toys
 

Otis

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  • Jun 23, 2018
  • #3,651
Mcbean said:
My darling wife - WHY CAN SHE NOT PUT ANYTHING AWAY she's like a child and its toys
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What sort of toys does your missus have exactly?

 
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Mcbean

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  • Jun 23, 2018
  • #3,652
Otis said:
What sort of toys does your missus have exactly?

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Sadly no exciting ones - been married too long !
 

Blind-Faith

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  • Jun 23, 2018
  • #3,653
My Mrs is like this , but with the lights , come upstairs and every fucking light is on, should make her start paying for the electric and see how quickly she bloody learns how much it costs!!!
 

Otis

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  • Jun 23, 2018
  • #3,654
Blind-Faith said:
My Mrs is like this , but with the lights , come upstairs and every fucking light is on, should make her start paying for the electric and see how quickly she bloody learns how much it costs!!!
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Mine is the opposite! Grrrr!!

Really hot day and I will have the fan on all day. Really needs to be to keep the front room cool, because the sun shines directly in there.

I pop out to the shop for 10 mins, come back and she's switched it off.

Keeps switching the microwave off too and all the lights.

Worst is the TV. I only need to go to the toilet and the TV can be switched off when I come back downstairs.

She also keeps shutting the sun roof in the car. Kept shutting it in the winter, saying it should only be used in the summer and now in the summer she refuses to open it because she says the sun will shine through.

Arghhhhhhh!!!!!!!
 
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Ashdown

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  • Jun 23, 2018
  • #3,655
BBC again, utter load of bias cunts ! Huge coverage of Remain protests, stirring up every attempt at changing the referendum ! ... Why should I have to pay to watch their political bullshit. I want a fucking choice !!!!;
 
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Westendlad

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  • Jun 23, 2018
  • #3,656
Ashdown said:
BBC again, utter load of bias cunts ! Huge coverage of Remain protests, stirring up every attempt at changing the referendum ! ... Why should I have to pay to watch their political bullshit. I want a fucking choice !!!!;
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I know very frustrating but funny watching the bad losers protest
 
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Otis

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  • Jun 23, 2018
  • #3,657
Still don't get the BBC bias.

Wasn't it number one headline on the ITV News too?
 

Westendlad

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  • Jun 23, 2018
  • #3,658
Otis said:
Still don't get the BBC bias.

Wasn't it number one headline on the ITV News too?
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What.....You watched the news twice ! Seriously tho the BBC are soooooooooo PC its nauseating
 

dutchman

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 24, 2018
  • #3,659
Having to go into the settings menu to adjust the brightness level on my Android phone every time I leave or enter the house. Why can't it have a rocker switch for brightness like it does for volume?
 
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CrawleySkyBlue

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 24, 2018
  • #3,660
Having to flush more than once after having a dump.
 

Otis

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  • Jun 24, 2018
  • #3,661
I'm a vegetarian, I only have to half flush.
 

fernandopartridge

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  • Jun 25, 2018
  • #3,662
People saying "scenes" or "limbs" to describe a raucous situation
 
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wingy

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  • Jun 26, 2018
  • #3,663
Frigging documentaries that have music running behind the conversions or monologue going on!!
 

Ian1779

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  • Jun 26, 2018
  • #3,664
FBPE people - remain lost, we have all gotten over it apart from you.
 
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chiefdave

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  • Jun 26, 2018
  • #3,665
wingy said:
Frigging documentaries that have music running behind the conversions or monologue going on!!
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Documentaries, or shows in general really, that recap everything after an ad break. How short is peoples attention span? I've got a terrible memory but even I can remember what happened before the adverts.
 
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xcraigx

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  • Jun 26, 2018
  • #3,666
Home deliveries. The wife has ordered a new bed and its due between half 10 and half 12 today. Whenever we order something the delivery person never rings the doorbell and knocks lightly on the door so I've got to sit in complete silence waiting. And it'll probably be 1230 when it does show up.
 
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Nick

Administrator
  • Jun 26, 2018
  • #3,667
fernandopartridge said:
People saying "scenes" or "limbs" to describe a raucous situation
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Where has "limbs" come from? They need to get their man bags and fuck off home saying things like that.
 
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richnrg

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  • Jun 27, 2018
  • #3,668
when people say 'you' instead of 'I'

e.g (topical example) Saddleworth Moor resident: "You could hardly breathe and your eyes were burning"

Actually, I could breath, and my eyes weren't burning. thanks - but that's because I'm about 300 miles south of the fire.
 
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Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 27, 2018
  • #3,669
richnrg said:
when people say 'you' instead of 'I'

e.g (topical example) Saddleworth Moor resident: "You could hardly breathe and your eyes were burning"

Actually, I could breath, and my eyes weren't burning. thanks - but that's because I'm about 300 miles south of the fire.
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You left with no thought of saving those left behind?

You utter, utter barstard.
 

richnrg

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  • Jun 27, 2018
  • #3,670
fuck em
 

Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 27, 2018
  • #3,671
richnrg said:
fuck em
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You cannot be surprised by your attitude, can I.
 

fernandopartridge

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 27, 2018
  • #3,672
Ian1779 said:
FBPE people - remain lost, we have all gotten over it apart from you.
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As soon as I see that hashtag i ignore whatever they've written. Usually people who weren't the least bit interested in the EU until June 2016.
The 'love EU' flag at that march last week! How can you love a supra national political institution?
 

Covstu

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 27, 2018
  • #3,673
xcraigx said:
Home deliveries. The wife has ordered a new bed and its due between half 10 and half 12 today. Whenever we order something the delivery person never rings the doorbell and knocks lightly on the door so I've got to sit in complete silence waiting. And it'll probably be 1230 when it does show up.
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Surprised the fucker didn’t try and put it behind the wheely bin
 

LastGarrison

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 27, 2018
  • #3,674
The word ‘muggy’.
 

shmmeee

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 28, 2018
  • #3,675
Fucking cunty IT support who don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and have cocked up my system because it’s dual boot Linux and that confuses them. Now got to spend the morning making recovery disks and swearing repeatedly.

Cunts.
 
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