I'm starting a claims management company for this:
Are you owed money? If you've been hurt by your team's performance, then you need to claim. NOW!
Mr CJ, Coventry. "I was promised quick, free-flowing, exciting football. But I went all of the way to Crewe and it was nothing like that. I want a refund or I'm going to trading standards!"
Claim upheld.
Mr HH, Rugby. "All summer long the manager talked about 4-4-2 and a pressing game being the future DNA of the club. But I've been to a few games now, and it's just 5-3-2 with the opposition scoring at will. I'm furious."
Claim upheld.
Ms NW, Leamington. "The club said that we'd use the money we got for our last strikers to buy players as good if not better. I was so excited that I bought three season tickets immediately. But the player that actually arrived was old and disinterested, and couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo. My youngest hasn't stopped crying yet."
Claim upheld.
Mrs T, Warwick. "The club promised me a shiny new stadium in a leafy oasis where we could pick the curtains and everything. But instead I'm still stuck in a half-empty, cold, souless bowl, and even worse it's now invested with large gentlemen who keep picking up the ball, and slapping each others backsides. And the beer's warm. Surely I'm due a few bob?"
Claim denied,
even we can't believe anyone was daft enough to fall for this.