Sunderland players reimburse fans tickets for Southampton game (1 Viewer)

Como

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Seems not unreasonable that Cov follow the example.
 

Houchens Head

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How is losing 4-1 to a team 120 miles away comparable to losing 8-0 to a team 320 miles away?

Nit-picker! It was obviously first posted as a tongue-in-cheek gesture! I was going to post something similar! Get a life! :D :D :D
 

duffer

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In fairness I think that some of our kids will be on less than many people here - Sunderland's players are going to be on five-figures per week I'd guess.

If our players had to pay refunds for every poor perfomance they'd all be broke by now. ;)
 

The Lurker

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In fairness I think that some of our kids will be on less than many people here - Sunderland's players are going to be on five-figures per week I'd guess.

If our players had to pay refunds for every poor perfomance they'd all be broke by now. ;)

Be a good incentive ;)
 

CJ_covblaze

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Ok can it be backdated? If so me and several thousand others are owed about 20 grand each.
 

duffer

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Ok can it be backdated? If so me and several thousand others are owed about 20 grand each.

I'm starting a claims management company for this:

Are you owed money? If you've been hurt by your team's performance, then you need to claim. NOW!

Mr CJ, Coventry. "I was promised quick, free-flowing, exciting football. But I went all of the way to Crewe and it was nothing like that. I want a refund or I'm going to trading standards!" Claim upheld.

Mr HH, Rugby. "All summer long the manager talked about 4-4-2 and a pressing game being the future DNA of the club. But I've been to a few games now, and it's just 5-3-2 with the opposition scoring at will. I'm furious." Claim upheld.

Ms NW, Leamington. "The club said that we'd use the money we got for our last strikers to buy players as good if not better. I was so excited that I bought three season tickets immediately. But the player that actually arrived was old and disinterested, and couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo. My youngest hasn't stopped crying yet." Claim upheld.

Mrs T, Warwick. "The club promised me a shiny new stadium in a leafy oasis where we could pick the curtains and everything. But instead I'm still stuck in a half-empty, cold, souless bowl, and even worse it's now infested with large gentlemen who keep picking up the ball, and slapping each others backsides. And the beer's warm. Surely I'm due a few bob?" Claim denied, even we can't believe anyone was daft enough to fall for this.

;)
 
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Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
I'm starting a claims management company for this:

Are you owed money? If you've been hurt by your team's performance, then you need to claim. NOW!

Mr CJ, Coventry. "I was promised quick, free-flowing, exciting football. But I went all of the way to Crewe and it was nothing like that. I want a refund or I'm going to trading standards!" Claim upheld.

Mr HH, Rugby. "All summer long the manager talked about 4-4-2 and a pressing game being the future DNA of the club. But I've been to a few games now, and it's just 5-3-2 with the opposition scoring at will. I'm furious." Claim upheld.

Ms NW, Leamington. "The club said that we'd use the money we got for our last strikers to buy players as good if not better. I was so excited that I bought three season tickets immediately. But the player that actually arrived was old and disinterested, and couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo. My youngest hasn't stopped crying yet." Claim upheld.

Mrs T, Warwick. "The club promised me a shiny new stadium in a leafy oasis where we could pick the curtains and everything. But instead I'm still stuck in a half-empty, cold, souless bowl, and even worse it's now invested with large gentlemen who keep picking up the ball, and slapping each others backsides. And the beer's warm. Surely I'm due a few bob?" Claim denied, even we can't believe anyone was daft enough to fall for this.

;)

I hope the "HH" wasn't me. I've only been to Rugby once. It was closed. :D :D :D
 

duffer

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I hope the "HH" wasn't me. I've only been to Rugby once. It was closed. :D :D :D

I'm sorry, but like all other claims management companies, we're not allowed to publish the personal details of our customers.

Or our success rates.

Or how much we charge.

Or the fact that you could manage your claim yourself, for free, and keep all of the subsequent rewards.

Other than that though, I'd heartily recommend our services. :)
 

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