B.J. Martinez or just F MartinezRight then, have managed to get a first team player's away shirt thanks to the club being really helpful!
Now, Fellatio is not going to be allowed in there sadly but the club are open to other plays on words that may help get around it.
I am thinking B.J. Martinez & Foo Fighter
I said that I would send the list of suggestions over and they will pick the most risky one they can allow!