Anybody else thing it might be worth chipping in to sponsor a player next year just with Fellatio Martinez as the sponsor?
Treading carefully due to the sensitive nature of the thread, but there’s a joke in there somewhere...Could just go for 'sponsored by Martinez' then. More family friendly.
Family zone restricts first name to initial, for sure!Have asked for a list of player shirts available.
Last year it was £100, have asked for pricing for this year but thinking if anybody wanted to chip in. Could then donate the signed shirt to the family zone to raffle off at the Christmas Party or somehow raffle it for the Season Ticket Fund?
The club is so good these days.Right then, have managed to get a first team player's away shirt thanks to the club being really helpful!
Now, Fellatio is not going to be allowed in there sadly but the club are open to other plays on words that may help get around it.
I am thinking B.J. Martinez & Foo Fighter
I said that I would send the list of suggestions over and they will pick the most risky one they can allow!