Match Thread Southampton - Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 20th Dec (183 Viewers)

SleepyGinger

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Just listened to the EMC interview and think a few are running away with his throwaway comment on the flu a bit.

Torp/MvE have had it recently so wouldn’t be surprised if someone else has picked something up but the way some of you lot are going on you’d think we’ve had to bring Clive Platt back on an emergency short-term deal.
Yeah I thought the same, with how little Lampard gives away pre match I can’t imagine EMC wouldn’t have been told not to mention a flu outbreak.
 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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"I know there's a bit of flu going around, but other than that everyone is good" - EMC

Doesn't exactly sound like the black plague has decimated Ryton does it, I'm not too worried.

sick monty python GIF
 

Mucca Mad Boys

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shmmeee

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In your ‘personal’ experience as frontline medical staff? 🤔

To clarify, the clan of 90% of frontline staff were unvaccinated was at one NHS trust. In that sense, I misrepresented the sample - my bad. Overall, 2024/25 only 37.8%, frontline staff got the flu vaccine.


Yeah lots of nurses are scared of needles too. I’ll tell you what I told them: don’t worry the staff are well trained and if you just tell them you’re scared they’ll be really nice to you.
 

Lamps

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Best comment:
“He’s fine as a number two”
It's these for me. And remember they paid £10m for him 😂

There is literally no goalkeeper coach in the world who can elevate his game. Not now. This is it, this is the pinnacle. He’s shit and always will be.

He claims 2% of crosses. 2 fucking percent.

When a cross comes into our box does anyone ever think to themselves, that's ok, Bazunu will come and deal with that? There's more chance of a table football goalkeeper on a rod coming to claim a cross than Bazunu.

You don’t see many outright howlers from Baz, but his shot-stopping is genuinely non-league level, and that isn’t hyperbole.

The data backs it up: this is an unheard-of level of sustained underperformance for this level. He has ranked as the worst shot-stopper in every league he’s played in, even when compared with opposition second- and third-choice keepers.

Fucking hell, Warwick Davies would have jumped higher than Baz for that second goal. Weak as piss
 

Sbarcher

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Yeah lots of nurses are scared of needles too. I’ll tell you what I told them: don’t worry the staff are well trained and if you just tell them you’re scared they’ll be really nice to you.
When I went in for a hip replacement, when discharged I had to inject myself for a month to prevent blood clots. I hated it! A year later went in for a knee replacement and told the chap just leaving after his op that I wasn't looking forward to the injections. He said tell staff the same as me - I'm needle phobic. It worked! They just gave me a couse of tablets.
One to remember if you get admitted.
 

Lamps

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I am scared but we’ve done so well let’s keep it
I would normally be more worried than I am, but after seeing how bad their defence is we should score. We're the most attacking side they will have come across all season and are as bad as Dracula for dealing with crosses.

It looks like it will be a goal feast today. We have Rushworth to help us. Will be shooting practice if we play it right. They have a GK that doesn't like coming off his line.

It won't be easy especially as we could have players out with illness, but I can see Lampard setting us up to take advantage of their defensive frailties.
 

procdoc

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Even if we lose I’m not worried. The only concern I have is this flu that’s gone around the camp
 

covcity4life

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This is the first year I’ve not had a heavy cold/ flu. Been taking Vitamin B12/ D supplements and running 4 times a week - coincidence ?

Then again, I discovered my wife was having an affair with a friend of a friend so my mental health is absolutely fucked and I’m mainlining antidepressants 🤷‍♂️

Anyway, Soton 1 Cov 1
Let's all go batter him dude!
 

Lamps

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I really hope that we play well today and get three points. Four of our next six games are away from home and I don't want us to suffer a loss of momentum, which can often be difficult to regain.

PUSB 👍
3 out of the next 5 away then 2 more home games. Some more big games coming up.

A Southampton
H Swansea
H Ipswich
A Charlton
A Birmingham
H Leicester
H Millwall

The good news is after today we will have played 10 at home and 12 away. Still top of home and away form.
 

StrettoBoy

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3 out of the next 5 away then 2 more home games. Some more big games coming up.

A Southampton
H Swansea
H Ipswich
A Charlton
A Birmingham
H Leicester
H Millwall

The good news is after today we will have played 10 at home and 12 away. Still top of home and away form.

Quite right 👍

I included the cup game against Stoke by mistake 🤣
 

Joe King

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Yeah lots of nurses are scared of needles too. I’ll tell you what I told them: don’t worry the staff are well trained and if you just tell them you’re scared they’ll be really nice to you.
"It's just a little prick with a needle."
"Yeah, but what's the little prick going to do with it?"
 

StrettoBoy

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3 out of the next 5 away then 2 more home games. Some more big games coming up.

A Southampton
H Swansea
H Ipswich
A Charlton
A Birmingham
H Leicester
H Millwall

The good news is after today we will have played 10 at home and 12 away. Still top of home and away form.

A few tricky games coming up, although there are few if any easy games - apart perhaps from Sheffield Wednesday - in this division.

I don't know why but I just have a feeling that we might draw quite a few of those games, even though we don't normally draw many. I'd happily take three wins, three draws and one defeat (12 points from 7 games) from those matches but there are a few potential banana skins ahead.
 

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