We should sign myself...I am pretty shite now and at 39 years old would'nt cost much. I am available on a free and could confirm a verbal offer this evening if required.
Giles Barnes
Aliadiere
Kamara
Phillips
YES PLEASE
hahaha sw88 i would take kamara and give him a year and if gunnr goes i would take giles barnes
Kamara = Not a chancehahaha sw88 i would take kamara and give him a year and if gunnr goes i would take giles barnes
Ismail Miller surely? Who I think is better than King!
Kamara signs for us or goes abroad, very unlikely that he'll be signing for you.
Well if your putting your name in the bag i'm putting myself in as well.We should sign myself...I am pretty shite now and at 39 years old would'nt cost much. I am available on a free and could confirm a verbal offer this evening if required.
Ishmael Miller is a good player but is not a natural goalscorer
Miller + Phillips would be pretty potent though
Not a chanceHow about 'Nicky Maynard', 1 year left on contract at Bristol City no sign of him signing an extension
Well if your putting your name in the bag i'm putting myself in as well.
I am 48 years old and after 4 back operations completely fecked.I can't run and i walk like i've shit myself,but and this is a big BUT, i can jump about 3 inches off the floor.
Looking at both my CV and that of my main competitor,TheParsonsnose, it hits me straight between the eyes that we are made for each other,and would hit it off playing upfront next season for the skyblues.I can clearly see THe ParsonsNose feeding off my notorious flick on's and bag himself a hatful of goals and taking all the glory.
Lastly i would absolutely guarantee that unlike other more famous footballers,I won't sleep around with all the local girls, as if I got caught my missus would happily crush my gonads in seconds,rendering the only fully,well working part left on my body forever unemployable.
The Rev
I can't gaurantee that i can give you a verbal agreement tonight as i'm going out.
He has a 5 year deal with WBA that he signed in 2009 so runs until 2014.
Very unlikely is not impossible. Time will tell. True it's unlikely, but hey, I've seen stranger things.
Plus, I'd rather live in Coventry
It's times like this that comedy this good is the only answer.
Ps. I will submit verbal confirmation tonight for ya. We just need to find a goalkeeper and a midfielder and we are sorted.
Those were the EXACT 4 that had my attention as I was typing the list out.
God that is a depressing list.
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