Always the joker.... Never funny.I am so depressed with life right now.
You joker you are very funny!I am so depressed with life right now.
Me Tarzan, you Jane?You joker you are very funny!
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Depression is no laughing matter!A
Always the joker.... Never funny.
bottoms up!I’ve just finished for 10 days holiday
when she's finished with the toy, could you give her David Cameron?Just gave my dog a new toy, she is currently ripping the face off it.
Content.
good question. I'll try both, and report backOne teaspoon of Bovril in hot water or two?
When you say 'fix' ..........Gotta fix the brakes on the wife's car this weekend - lovely!
LOL!!When you say 'fix' ..........
Up the life insurance first.......Gotta fix the brakes on the wife's car this weekend - lovely!
good question. I'll try both, and report back
No idea why, but when I read 'Gunk at the bottom of the mug' I immediately thought of Piers Morgan.I find that two gets a better flavour but leaves gunk at the bottom of the mug. Hard choice
This has genuinely cracked me up.I accidentally touched my cat's arsehole this morning.
Kind of ruined my day tbh.
This has genuinely cracked me up.
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.I'm glad someone came out of this well. Things between me and the cat have gotten a bit awkward.
Just don't do it approaching traffic lights!with all this rain about..
if you're driving along and spot a big puddle up ahead on the road, right next to where a pedestrian is walking on the pavement, is it 'OK' to adjust your speed/direction so that you deliberately soak the poor bastard? And if so, are you choosy about who you soak (i.e. do you show mercy to old people / mums with prams etc) - or do they all 'get it'?
with all this rain about..
if you're driving along and spot a big puddle up ahead on the road, right next to where a pedestrian is walking on the pavement, is it 'OK' to adjust your speed/direction so that you deliberately soak the poor bastard? And if so, are you choosy about who you soak (i.e. do you show mercy to old people / mums with prams etc) - or do they all 'get it'?
Bus wankers !Just don't do it approaching traffic lights!
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