new thread (1 Viewer)

[richnrg]

i got bored of all the other threads. please post something (anything) below. thanks.

 

---

[Marty]

I'm so content with life right now.

 

[Otis]

I am so depressed with life right now.

 

[Marty]

A

I am so depressed with life right now.

Always the joker.... Never funny.

 

[skyblue1991]

I am so depressed with life right now.

You joker you are very funny!

Sent from my I3113 using Tapatalk

 

[Otis]

You joker you are very funny!

Sent from my I3113 using Tapatalk

Me Tarzan, you Jane?

 

[fatso]

A

Always the joker.... Never funny.

Depression is no laughing matter!

 

[richnrg]

I've just seen Victoria Derby shire on TV for the first time.
She's got a great face for radio.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I’ve just finished for 10 days holiday

 

[richnrg]

I’ve just finished for 10 days holiday

bottoms up!

 

[fatso]

I've just found out I'm addicted to honey!

If I dont get any, I break into hives!

 

[LastGarrison]

Just gave my dog a new toy, she is currently ripping the face off it.

Content.

 

[richnrg]

Just gave my dog a new toy, she is currently ripping the face off it.

Content.

when she's finished with the toy, could you give her David Cameron?

 

[Houchens Head]

Keith Houchen celebrates our promotion to League 1.
.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I got loads of Christmas shopping done and had a couple of lovely pints of Guinness in the windmill earlier

 

[Mild-Mannered Janitor]

Is Tea a drink to go with Jam and Bread?

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

One teaspoon of Bovril in hot water or two?

 

[richnrg]

One teaspoon of Bovril in hot water or two?

good question. I'll try both, and report back

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

Gotta fix the brakes on the wife's car this weekend - lovely!

 

[tommydazzle]

Gotta fix the brakes on the wife's car this weekend - lovely!

When you say 'fix' ..........

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

When you say 'fix' ..........

LOL!!
Well it's either that or buy her a whole load of presents i can't afford!!

 

[Mild-Mannered Janitor]

Gotta fix the brakes on the wife's car this weekend - lovely!

Up the life insurance first.......

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

good question. I'll try both, and report back

I find that two gets a better flavour but leaves gunk at the bottom of the mug. Hard choice

 

[Otis]

I find that two gets a better flavour but leaves gunk at the bottom of the mug. Hard choice

No idea why, but when I read 'Gunk at the bottom of the mug' I immediately thought of Piers Morgan.

 

[Covkid1968#]

Sitting in a Bubba Gump restaurant in Mexico wondering if Tom Hanks gets any Royalties

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

I accidentally touched my cat's arsehole this morning.

Kind of ruined my day tbh.

 

[covmark]

I accidentally touched my cat's arsehole this morning.

Kind of ruined my day tbh.

This has genuinely cracked me up.

Sent from my SM-G960F using Tapatalk

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

This has genuinely cracked me up.

Sent from my SM-G960F using Tapatalk

I'm glad someone came out of this well. Things between me and the cat have gotten a bit awkward.

 

[Houchens Head]

I'm glad someone came out of this well. Things between me and the cat have gotten a bit awkward.

.
:emoji_grin::emoji_grin::emoji_grin::emoji_grin::emoji_grin::emoji_grin::emoji_grin::emoji_grin::emoji_grin:

 

[richnrg]

with all this rain about..
if you're driving along and spot a big puddle up ahead on the road, right next to where a pedestrian is walking on the pavement, is it 'OK' to adjust your speed/direction so that you deliberately soak the poor bastard? And if so, are you choosy about who you soak (i.e. do you show mercy to old people / mums with prams etc) - or do they all 'get it'?

 

[Sbarcher]

with all this rain about..
if you're driving along and spot a big puddle up ahead on the road, right next to where a pedestrian is walking on the pavement, is it 'OK' to adjust your speed/direction so that you deliberately soak the poor bastard? And if so, are you choosy about who you soak (i.e. do you show mercy to old people / mums with prams etc) - or do they all 'get it'?

Just don't do it approaching traffic lights!

 

[cov_george]

with all this rain about..
if you're driving along and spot a big puddle up ahead on the road, right next to where a pedestrian is walking on the pavement, is it 'OK' to adjust your speed/direction so that you deliberately soak the poor bastard? And if so, are you choosy about who you soak (i.e. do you show mercy to old people / mums with prams etc) - or do they all 'get it'?

If they are wearing a villa shirt .. go for it..

 

[Mcbean]

Just don't do it approaching traffic lights!

Bus wankers !