Life's guilty pleasures (1 Viewer)

JAM See

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Aldi's rip off Vienettas on a stick. Like heroin, very moreish.
 

Greggs

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Yeah my guilty pleasure is porn and masturbating but got to say it has just got me in a shit loads of trouble with the Mrs.
She was out with the boy at his footy and I had come home from work early so got in my bath put loads of bubbles in there and put the telly on after about 20 minutes decided I would get some porn on (I mean it could of been the bubbles or the phat blunt I had just smoked) I was frolicking ffs, my theory quickly knock one of in some tissue down the bog jobs a good un, well so I thought anyway, just as I'm about to chuck me muck I hear her coming up the stairs so flapped it and sat down and let it loose in the bath ( my bath not there's)
So she opens the door and there is no way she can see me rock on or anything floating about but then she says....
Can he jump in as he's really muddy and don't want to be late for dinner well ffs only me, I said no I'm n the bath go run him one himself and she said I mean after you, well could not let him get in me spunky bath so basically had to tell her I've wanked in there Well fuck me I'm utter scum , evil, broken. All the names
Still online and active! Has to be the post of the century.
 

Brylowes

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Yeah my guilty pleasure is porn and masturbating but got to say it has just got me in a shit loads of trouble with the Mrs.
She was out with the boy at his footy and I had come home from work early so got in my bath put loads of bubbles in there and put the telly on after about 20 minutes decided I would get some porn on (I mean it could of been the bubbles or the phat blunt I had just smoked) I was frolicking ffs, my theory quickly knock one of in some tissue down the bog jobs a good un, well so I thought anyway, just as I'm about to chuck me muck I hear her coming up the stairs so flapped it and sat down and let it loose in the bath ( my bath not there's)
So she opens the door and there is no way she can see me rock on or anything floating about but then she says....
Can he jump in as he's really muddy and don't want to be late for dinner well ffs only me, I said no I'm n the bath go run him one himself and she said I mean after you, well could not let him get in me spunky bath so basically had to tell her I've wanked in there Well fuck me I'm utter scum , evil, broken. All the names
🤔😂😂😂
 

skyblue1991

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Still online and active! Has to be the post of the century.
I feel this post is up there too:


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