Life's guilty pleasures

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  1. Sky_Blue_Daz

    Sky_Blue_Daz Well-Known Member

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    A quick pint after work
     
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    Several pints after work.
     
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    Sticking an extra rasher of bacon in my sandwich instead of the wife's

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    Or giving her the one you dropped on the floor by accident
     
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    Jeff Wayne's War Of The Worlds and Sherbet Fountains.
     
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    Giving her less chips when your dividing the tray up
     
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    Walking the dog....round the pub garden

    Cheeky smoke on a bike ride.

    Dire straits
     
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    Romeo & Juliet :headphone:
     
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    The whole making movies album......

    And others.....
     
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    Shower sex

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    Golden Shower Sex.......what? I have a brass plated shower!
     
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    Farting under the duvet.
     
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    Farting under the duvet and trapping the wife in it, also known as the 'Dutch Oven'
     
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    Saving taking a shit till you get to work so you get paid for it.
     
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    And save money on toilet paper

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    How much does your company pay for a shit then? Do they pay by weight, length or girth? What do they do with them?
     
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    Hey LG how was the stone roses?
     
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    Guilty pleasure? The watershed.

    My missus hates swearing, so at 9 pm I can pretty much put anything on the TV knowing that at the very first F word my missus will leave the room tutting and I can watch stuff in peace.
     
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    Booking a day off work without telling the Mrs to sit in my pants playing the PS4 then nipping to the local for a couple in the afternoon.

    Not an option these days though with a 10 month old son.
     
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    I think they get recycled as your jokes.....
     
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    That first pint when I finish a hard bike ride, deserved!
     
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    Stopping off at the pub after a hard days graft and getting a pint, a packet of scratchings followed by a roll up. That was four years ago when I gave up smoking, now things are pretty boring.
     
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    How could that even be possible when they donated them all to you to make your brain?
     
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    Another corker.....
     
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    That'll happen if u keep saving them up for work mate...
     
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    I take it then, that there is no chance of us becoming best friends? is it because I tell SHIT jokes?
     
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    Checking out women whilst wearing mirrored sunglases
     
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    I have no idea what you are talking about? ;)
    [​IMG]sungla
     
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    Drinking a couple of bottles of Budweiser, pre drink style........as i'm a Real Ale man.
     
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    knock-door-run
     
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    Maybe you should try that in Kabul.
     
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    Reporting somebody's photo on Facebook, then sit back and watch them put a status saying 'Who the fuck has reported my photo, not even nudity go fuck yourselves'

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    Musicals
     
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    I'm taking the wife and our daughter to see mamma Mia on Saturday
     
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    Xhamster :beaver:
     
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