Lies you were told as a kid...... (1 Viewer)

[Tommo1993]

How long will dinner be?

“about 8 inches”.

more facetiousness than a lie.

 

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[hill83]

How long will dinner be?

“about 8 inches”.

more facetiousness than a lie.

I hope the police were called.

 

[covcity4life]

Can’t prove a negative. Burden of proof is on those making the claim.

bullshit

if your so sure prove it

 

[shmmeee]

bullshit

if your so sure prove it

You want me to prove you can’t prove a negative?

It’s just a saying really.

Tell you what, you prove there isn’t an interstellar invisible pineapple the size of Manhattan controlling everything and I’ll prove there’s no God.

 

[covcity4life]

You want me to prove you can’t prove a negative?

It’s just a saying really.

Tell you what, you prove there isn’t an interstellar invisible pineapple the size of Manhattan controlling everything and I’ll prove there’s no God.

I cant do that as i have no proof. There might be for all i know

 

[Gazolba]

Once when I bumped my head, my mother smeared butter on it.
Can't have any medical basis can it?

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

Tell you what, you prove there isn’t an interstellar invisible pineapple the size of Manhattan controlling everything and I’ll prove there’s no God.

Don't be daft. There is an enormous blob of hairy lard controlling the whole of the United States.

 

[dutchman]

Once when I bumped my head, my mother smeared butter on it.
Can't have any medical basis can it?

She was just 'using her loaf'.

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Once when I bumped my head, my mother smeared butter on it.
Can't have any medical basis can it?

Maybe she didn't want any bruising to spread?