Kasta Appreciation Society Thread Announcement (KASTA) (4 Viewers)

[capel & collindridge]

I think Hearts would be his preferred destination, there are about 12 McDonald’s in Edinburgh.

Only 12 McDonalds in Edinburgh? Inverness CT might be a better fit. There are tens of thousands of McDonalds all over the Highlands!

Or he could have had a quick taste of Scottish Premier in Dingwall if Ross County had done an exchange deal of say £500,000 and Josh Reid.

 

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[Brighton Sky Blue]

Only 12 McDonalds in Edinburgh? Inverness CT might be a better fit. There are tens of thousands of McDonalds all over the Highlands!

Or he could have had a taste of Scottish Premier in Dingwall if Ross County had done an exchange deal of say £500,000 and Josh Reid.

Ain’t no Kasta no slide

 

[higgs]

Be good to get him off the wage bill

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[Johhny Blue]

Big mistake to let Kasta go. He’s a premiership player any day.

Worth at least 15 million

 

[SleepyGinger]

Joined hearts on loan

 

[SBT]

King of our Hearts

TRANSFER: Gervane Kastaneer joins Hearts on loan

Coventry City winger Gervane Kastaneer has joined Scottish club Hearts on loan.

www.ccfc.co.uk

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

 

[jordan210]

 

[Nick]

He's looking a lot trimmer than pre-season.

 

[higgs]

Hope it works out for him and hearts sign him for a few million off us in the summer

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[SBT]

Honestly my heart is actually racing at the thought of what he could do in the Scottish Championship. How many worldies will he score? How many red cards will he get? How many deep fried Mars Bars will he eat? The range is surely anything from zero to 20 for all three. This makes Hillsner to Oldham look like child's play.

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Good luck to him

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

Honestly my heart is actually racing at the thought of what he could do in the Scottish Championship. How many worldies will he score? How many red cards will he get? How many deep fried Mars Bars will he eat? The range is surely anything from zero to 20 for all three. This makes Hillsner to Oldham look like child's play.

My heart is racing at the prospect of Kasta in a kilt.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Honestly my heart is actually racing at the thought of what he could do in the Scottish Championship. How many worldies will he score? How many red cards will he get? How many deep fried Mars Bars will he eat? The range is surely anything from zero to 20 for all three. This makes Hillsner to Oldham look like child's play.

I like how we use Scotland as a place of no return for failed signings

 

[PVA]

Surprised he managed to get such a big club, really thought he'd go down to League Two or something!

 

[clint van damme]

The hilight reel Hearts have scraped together includes literally every positive contribution he made for us.

For any Hearts fans reading there are no more, that was all of them in one clip!

Delighted to see the back of this charlatan.

 

[larry_david]

The hilight reel Hearts have scraped together includes literally every positive contribution he made for us.

For any Hearts fans reading there are no more, that was all of them in one clip!

Delighted to see the back of this charlatan.

Does it include the headlock off the pitch?

 

[Liquid Gold]

Thanks a lot, whole family is crying.

My bakery will never recover from this.

 

[no_loyalty]

Surprised he managed to get such a big club, really thought he'd go down to League Two or something!

That usually comes next, The Edge, Biggi, etc.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Any Hearts fans wanting to join the KASTA are welcome. Be aware he has only moved because he wants ‘Jam Tarts’ and assorted deep fried goods, so feed the Kasta and he will score.

 

[fatso]

Hearts are having a slide installed at their training ground as we speak.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Hearts are having a slide installed at their training ground as we speak.

Don’t need a slide, common misKASception. Just a lot of muddy ground with surface water.

 

[fatso]

Don’t need a slide, common misKASception. Just a lot of muddy ground with surface water.

That describes the whole of Scotland tbh.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

That describes the whole of Scotland tbh.

Another reason he was willing to get out of bed past the Deliveroo fort and travel all that way. He can slide straight into the chippy

 

[cc84cov]

In all seriousness he should breeze through that league he’s got Armud Gnadnillet there too

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

In all seriousness he should breeze through that league he’s got Armud Gnadnillet there too

If he can’t impress against the teams in that league we should probably leave him and Mason up there to fend for themselves

 

[Winny the Bish]

The Kasta Renaissance begins

 

[shmmeee]

I don't think he's anyones type of footballer is he?

I hope he does well for the simple fact I'd like them to take him off our hands in the summer.

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Talented but lazy is exactly my kind of footballer.

 

[Liquid Gold]

Sliding out of my heart straight into the Heart of Midlothian.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Watch the legend live for Hearts here right now, just gone 1-0 down:

Scottish Championship: Queen of the South v Hearts - Live - BBC Sport

 

[Grendel]

Sliding out of my heart straight into the Heart of Midlothian.

He looks like an actor in a movie shot

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

He looks like an actor in a movie shot

Doing a good Yakubu impression from what I've seen tonight

 

[jordan210]

Been subbed off now

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Taken off after 55 minutes for being in the pocket of the Queen of the South left back haha

KASTA

 

[better days]

Deja vu all over again...................