Just seen Parkin in Tesco (1 Viewer)
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SkyBlueDickie
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What aisle was he in ? 
SkyBlue_Bear83
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Gutted tbh.
Disorganised1
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The pie aisle
Nonleagueherewecome
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Did you tell him to stop eating all the pies?
Nonleagueherewecome
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Lol, great minds..
Otis
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What aisle was he in ?
Isle 4 .... and Isle 5 and Isle 6!!
Cobi Jones's Dreads
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He is a big f*cker haha and the facts our when Juke leaves he will be the best striker we have, that make you feel any better Danny?
In all fairness i think he's a decent player tidy on the ball and we need a striker, would have prefered McDonald, ALF or Howard though.
In all fairness i think he's a decent player tidy on the ball and we need a striker, would have prefered McDonald, ALF or Howard though.
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Lord_Nampil
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Have to say I am actually pleased!!! Parkin is a very good player and always impressed me while at Stoke hull and Preston ! If Juke stays he will score a hat full along side the beast!
Nonleagueherewecome
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Is his bigness bigger than his slowness is slow? Will we now start playing long ball? Is this really a AT signing, or a SISU one?
The CableGuy
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I hope he actually rams all the pie-I mean, jokes about him down our throats and scores 20 goals. Somehow. In a team with no steak-I mean, pace.
We love you, Beastly.
We love you, Beastly.
i am happy that we have someone in at last, that may well actually want to play for us!! he wasn't crap at preston, give the man a chance.
Sky_Blue_Daz
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Then he wwent on to Pizza hut, wearing an extra loose Kaftan ala Homer Simpson
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Skybluedar
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It is no franchise player, but if he starts scoring goals, a lot of people will soon change their tune. The reality is now, if he is a Sky Blue (assumption), we want him to do well for the team. He has an eye for goal and one thing I would be fairly certain of, is that in the good positions that our strikers seem to be squandering chances from, he won't!
CovisGod
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The same people who are slagging him off already are the same people who slagged the signing of Marlon King off, and coincidentally the same people that were sucking his dick after about 3 goals in a Cov shirt,
Give the guy a break, anyone who wants to sign for our shower at the minute deserves to be bloody knighted.
Give the guy a break, anyone who wants to sign for our shower at the minute deserves to be bloody knighted.
skybluebeduff
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFHQhEgVbTU Hope thats not him, thats a big tub he's eating from
Nonleagueherewecome
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His goal-scoring record at our level really doen't suggest he'll be the answer to our problems. A kinda 6-10 a season guy..like Platt. Great!!!
He's exactly the type of striker I didn't want to see-a blunt battering ram. Even the apologist Cardiff fan above admits he doesn't have any skill! Jesus I could go out there and put a shift in..we want footballers. Parkin was most effective at Stoke, and they have a slightly different style of play to us..
He's exactly the type of striker I didn't want to see-a blunt battering ram. Even the apologist Cardiff fan above admits he doesn't have any skill! Jesus I could go out there and put a shift in..we want footballers. Parkin was most effective at Stoke, and they have a slightly different style of play to us..
Good luck to Parkin if he goes to you. Has never really been given a shot at Cardiff City. A few times last year Jones should have dumped lazy-ass Bothroyd and given Parkin a chance.
As others say he's been a threat elsewhere and scores goals, when you look at his stats don't forget many of his appearances have been off the bench.
He's signed off from us with a decent performance and goal in the league cup. Seems a top bloke from the interviews too - and better on the deck than he gets credit for.
As others say he's been a threat elsewhere and scores goals, when you look at his stats don't forget many of his appearances have been off the bench.
He's signed off from us with a decent performance and goal in the league cup. Seems a top bloke from the interviews too - and better on the deck than he gets credit for.
SkyBlue_Bear83
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I will cheer him on in a sky blue shirt but this is a bad signing imo. He was average in his Hull and Stoke days, he has always been big but looks to me as if has put on a lot of weight since those days.
Nonleagueherewecome
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Yeah, but he didn't want to sign!
6 Generations
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This bloke seemed to score against us every time that we played PNE.
Think we should give him a chance.
Fat, Lazy and useless were words attributed towards Leon Best, who scored twice in the Premier League over the weekend.
Good luck to 'The Beast'
Think we should give him a chance.
Fat, Lazy and useless were words attributed towards Leon Best, who scored twice in the Premier League over the weekend.
Good luck to 'The Beast'
Dan Griffin
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Really hope jukey stays him and juke WILL keep us up
CovisGod
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I knew someone was gonna pick up on that the second I posted
you got in before I could edit..."Anyone who signs for our shower at the minute should be bloody knighted"