Jake Bidwell - deserves a song (2 Viewers)

lordsummerisle

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" Someone left our Jake out in the rain,
I don't think that my heart can take it, cause it took so long to make it, will we ever meet the Premier League again?"

Surreal bit of Macarthur Park there.
 

robbiekeane

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how about to the tune of super matty Godden

Bidwell, like bulbosaur
Bidwell, like bulbosaur,
Bidwell, like bulbosaur,
Our wingback with a hunchback

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I’m here all week
 

Blind-Faith

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Definitely something in the Big Mo song but I can’t quite get there so need your help…..

Jake Bidwell wooaahh
Jake Bidwell wooaahh
he comes from Liverpool/Merseyside/Everton
………

some help with the last couple of lines ….
 

pusbccfc

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Oooooh city do you know what he’s worth?
Jake Bidwell is the best on earth!
The greatest wingback , that we’ve ever seen!
He’ll take city to the premier league!

That's the McNally song
 

shmmeee

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He came here from Swansea
He looks a bit Nazi

Even though he’s scouse
He wouldn’t rob your house

He’s is our left wing back
He’s got a great hunchback
 

Woolly68

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To the tune of “remember you’re a womble”

The mighty Jake Bidwell!!
The mighty Jake Bidwell!!
He’s not a fu**in womble!!
He’s not a fu**in womble!!

I think that may be the last scrape in the bottom of the barrel. The only other one I could think of was the Michael Jackson classic

Bidwell, my summer love, Bidwell!!!
 

Otis

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Piece of pish. 😉

Sound of Music. So Long, Farewell.

"So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night. I hate to go and leave this pretty sight "


"So,strong, Bidwell, he's brilliant, not sh-ite. He'll take your legs and bite and bite and bi-ite"

🤪
 

AJB1983

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Definitely something in the Big Mo song but I can’t quite get there so need your help…..

Jake Bidwell wooaahh
Jake Bidwell wooaahh
he comes from Liverpool/Merseyside/Everton
………

some help with the last couple of lines ….
That’s what I was thinking but nothing seems to work well,
or I’m just shit at lyrics.
Merseyside would be better as he’s from Southport.
 

Otis

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That’s what I was thinking but nothing seems to work well,
or I’m just shit at lyrics.
Merseyside would be better as he’s from Southport.
Jake Bidwell, whoah
Jake Bidwell, whoah
He comes from Southport Heights
He'll always take no shite

🤪
 

TwistAndShoutCCFC1987

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To the tune of the Entertainer :

Follow , Follow, Follow
We’ve got the Southport Cannavaro
Try and go past him, Him and Mcfadzean
Will go over and fuck you up…
Repeat
 

WestEndAgro

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He's not one of our own.
He's not one of our own
Jake Bidwell he's fuckin Scouse

Ahem
 

Grendel

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Edited for his biggest fan...

Jake-ey Bidwell
Jake-ey Bidwell
He plays for City
and Grendel loves him
His top half's f*cking massive

Just bizarre
 
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