Jake Bidwell - deserves a song (1 Viewer)

lordsummerisle · May 19, 2023

" Someone left our Jake out in the rain,
I don't think that my heart can take it, cause it took so long to make it, will we ever meet the Premier League again?"

Surreal bit of Macarthur Park there.

Frank Sidebottom · May 19, 2023

To the tune of Black Betty.

Whoa McNally!!!!
Jake Bidwell!!!
Whoa-oa McNally!!!
Jake Bidwell!!!

robbiekeane · May 19, 2023

how about to the tune of super matty Godden

Bidwell, like bulbosaur
Bidwell, like bulbosaur,
Bidwell, like bulbosaur,
Our wingback with a hunchback

I’m here all week

Boosh · May 19, 2023

mmttww said:
Edited for his biggest fan...

Jake-ey Bidwell
Jake-ey Bidwell
He plays for City
and Grendel loves him
His top half's f*cking massive

obsessed

Sky Blue Pete · May 19, 2023

Last minute of added time (well a minute over) who clears at the back post and takes a whack???!!!
Bidwell

harvey098 · May 19, 2023

Jake bidwell Jake bidwell (and repeat)

fatso · May 19, 2023

napolimp said:
I can't believe Bidwell has made at least 40 appearances in all bar 2 of the last 11 seasons. And even those 2 were 37 and 38 respectively. That's every year since age 19, what a ridiculous athlete.

That's a shit song, it doesn't even rhyme.

napolimp · May 19, 2023

fatso said:
That's a shit song, it doesn't even rhyme.

It's to the tune of Barbie Girl. It's not my fault if you don't get it.

Johhny Blue · May 19, 2023

Sky Blue Pete said:
Last minute of added time (well a minute over) who clears at the back post and takes a whack???!!!
Bidwell

What’s the tune?

shmmeee · May 19, 2023

Hes short
He’s stock
He’s got a massive cock
Jake Bidwell
Jake Bidwell

fatso · May 19, 2023

shmmeee said:
Hes short
He’s stock
He’s got a massive cock
Jake Bidwell
Jake Bidwell

He plays like he's in wellies
His cock is bigger than Kelly's
Jake Bidwell
Jake Bidwell

shmmeee · May 19, 2023

Should definitely be penis related.

Blind-Faith · May 19, 2023

Definitely something in the Big Mo song but I can’t quite get there so need your help…..

Jake Bidwell wooaahh
Jake Bidwell wooaahh
he comes from Liverpool/Merseyside/Everton
………

some help with the last couple of lines ….

SBT · May 19, 2023

You’re a Rolls-Royce, understand it
You’re a Rolls-Royce, make it clear
Whoaaaa

Evo1883 · May 19, 2023

Quiet reserved fella who does his job pretty well .. i rate him

pusbccfc · May 19, 2023

Blind-Faith said:
Oooooh city do you know what he’s worth?
Jake Bidwell is the best on earth!
The greatest wingback , that we’ve ever seen!
He’ll take city to the premier league!

That's the McNally song

shmmeee · May 19, 2023

He came here from Swansea
He looks a bit Nazi

Even though he’s scouse
He wouldn’t rob your house

He’s is our left wing back
He’s got a great hunchback

Blind-Faith · May 19, 2023

We’ve got Jake bidwell
Your right back is terrfied!
We’ve got Jake bidwell
Your right back is terrified!

na na na na na naaaaah na na naaaah na naaah

Freed from desire tune

Blind-Faith · May 19, 2023

pusbccfc said:
That's the McNally song

But does he play wingback?

wingy · May 19, 2023

shmmeee said:
Hes short
He’s stock
He’s got a massive cock
Jake Bidwell
Jake Bidwell

Is that it.
I wondered why the player's as they exited the changing room were lifting their shorts to show the linesman.

Hutch11 · May 19, 2023

Any song with jakey can fuck off

mmttww · May 19, 2023

Hutch11 said:
Any song with jakey can fuck off

This is entirely fair, and I suggested one.

Woolly68 · May 19, 2023

To the tune of “remember you’re a womble”

The mighty Jake Bidwell!!
The mighty Jake Bidwell!!
He’s not a fu**in womble!!
He’s not a fu**in womble!!

I think that may be the last scrape in the bottom of the barrel. The only other one I could think of was the Michael Jackson classic

Bidwell, my summer love, Bidwell!!!

Bennosdancingfeet · May 19, 2023

To the Konjic tune….

jake bidwell whoh oh oh
jake bidwell whoh oh oh
he don’t fit in so well
like a tortoise without it shell

sometimesDanielle · May 20, 2023

shmmeee said:
Should definitely be penis related.

Jake the peg with his extra leg

shmmeee · May 20, 2023

I hate to suggest this but to the tune of Baby Shark:

Jake Bidwell do do dodo dodo
Jake Bidwell do do dodo dodo
Jake Bidwell
(Repeat)

Otis · May 20, 2023

Piece of pish.

Sound of Music. So Long, Farewell.

"So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night. I hate to go and leave this pretty sight "

"So,strong, Bidwell, he's brilliant, not sh-ite. He'll take your legs and bite and bite and bi-ite"

AJB1983 · May 20, 2023

Blind-Faith said:
Definitely something in the Big Mo song but I can’t quite get there so need your help…..

Jake Bidwell wooaahh
Jake Bidwell wooaahh
he comes from Liverpool/Merseyside/Everton
………

some help with the last couple of lines ….

That’s what I was thinking but nothing seems to work well,
or I’m just shit at lyrics.
Merseyside would be better as he’s from Southport.

Otis · May 20, 2023

AJB1983 said:
That’s what I was thinking but nothing seems to work well,
or I’m just shit at lyrics.
Merseyside would be better as he’s from Southport.

Jake Bidwell, whoah
Jake Bidwell, whoah
He comes from Southport Heights
He'll always take no shite

richnrg · May 20, 2023

Evo1883 said:
Quiet reserved fella who does his job pretty well .. i rate him

....1-2-3-4

mmttww · May 20, 2023

shmmeee said:
I hate to suggest this but to the tune of Baby Shark:

Jake Bidwell do do dodo dodo
Jake Bidwell do do dodo dodo
Jake Bidwell
(Repeat)

We have a winner! Time to close thread.

TwistAndShoutCCFC1987 · May 20, 2023

To the tune of the Entertainer :

Follow , Follow, Follow
We’ve got the Southport Cannavaro
Try and go past him, Him and Mcfadzean
Will go over and fuck you up…
Repeat

oscillatewildly · May 20, 2023

SkyBlueOz said:
Well well well, he'll give you hell. What's his name.. Jake Bidwell. To GnRs My Michelle.

This could work.

WestEndAgro · May 20, 2023

He's not one of our own.
He's not one of our own
Jake Bidwell he's fuckin Scouse

Ahem

Grendel · May 20, 2023

mmttww said:
Edited for his biggest fan...

Jake-ey Bidwell
Jake-ey Bidwell
He plays for City
and Grendel loves him
His top half's f*cking massive

Just bizarre

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