If anybody is having lady trouble this is the answer apparently for £58 (1 Viewer)

Gazolba

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In order to develop a candle that smells like her vagina wouldn't a perfumier have to spend quite a lot of time sampling the smell?
 

vow

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...and some O's too, to wash the smelly bitch down...
 

Houchens Head

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So, Gwyneth Paltrow is making vagina scented candles now...

Presumably because since Chris Martin left, she misses the smell of a c**t around the house?
 

Covkid1968#

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It's nothing like it mate.
She’s big on healthy lifestyle... so I’m thinking a nice clean smell that’s easy on the nose and the pallet. Very much the opposite of those girls I used to end up with after a night up the Irish Centre or Carey’s back in the day
 

Covkid1968#

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So, Gwyneth Paltrow is making vagina scented candles now...

Presumably because since Chris Martin left, she misses the smell of a c**t around the house?
I met him once .... seemed a nice chap..... it was his pre c**nt smelling days if I recall. His music is bland sing along shite....
 

Covkid1968#

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Just spat my breakfast out again !!!
There's nowt unique about that Gwyneth Paltrow candle. Every candle in our house smells like my old woman's fanny.
That’s a gift to any Marketing specialists out there....if there was ever a candle brand waiting to be launched it’s got to be .... My old woman’s fanny scented candles
 

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