If anybody is having lady trouble this is the answer apparently for £58

Ian1779

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As if we’ll get the chance to check it’s accurate...
 

dancers lance

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I did. I’m still confused.

Ms Paltrow sure loves her vagina though, that’s clear.

Might start developing my own nob cheese one... :emoji_thinking:
"le fromage de Shmmeee"
 
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Read the article ! Apparently sold out
I can easily replicate the scent at home by putting an open can of sardines atop my living room radiator.
 

dancers lance

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I've heard those blessed with a 'good nose' can pick up a hint of Chris Martin on the exhale.
 

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I did. I’m still confused.

Ms Paltrow sure loves her vagina though, that’s clear.

Might start developing my own nob cheese one... :emoji_thinking:
That'll fly off the shelves.

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BBC says 'outside the UK'
In order to develop a candle that smells like her vagina wouldn't a perfumier have to spend quite a lot of time sampling the smell?
 

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Well i think Chris Martin must have had a blowjob at some point
 

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I bought 4 of these...
 

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...and some O's too, to wash the smelly bitch down...
 

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There's nowt unique about that Gwyneth Paltrow candle. Every candle in our house smells like my old woman's fanny.
 

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All sounds a bit fishy to me.....
 
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So, Gwyneth Paltrow is making vagina scented candles now...

Presumably because since Chris Martin left, she misses the smell of a c**t around the house?
 

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South Leics...unfortunately
It's nothing like it mate.
She’s big on healthy lifestyle... so I’m thinking a nice clean smell that’s easy on the nose and the pallet. Very much the opposite of those girls I used to end up with after a night up the Irish Centre or Carey’s back in the day
 

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South Leics...unfortunately
So, Gwyneth Paltrow is making vagina scented candles now...

Presumably because since Chris Martin left, she misses the smell of a c**t around the house?
I met him once .... seemed a nice chap..... it was his pre c**nt smelling days if I recall. His music is bland sing along shite....
 
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Covkid1968#

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South Leics...unfortunately
Just spat my breakfast out again !!!
There's nowt unique about that Gwyneth Paltrow candle. Every candle in our house smells like my old woman's fanny.
That’s a gift to any Marketing specialists out there....if there was ever a candle brand waiting to be launched it’s got to be .... My old woman’s fanny scented candles
 
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