'What do you think to the new manager Carl?'
'Don't know Clive, I'm not that keen on him really'
'Why's that?'
'First, he's only allowing a maximum of two nicknames per player to be used on the training pitch. Woody likes being called the Woodster and Wozza as well, so that's a problem right there'
'Anything else?'
'Don't think so Cazza'