'What do you think to the new manager Carl?' 
     'Don't know Clive, I'm not that keen on him really'
     'Why's that?'
     'First, he's only allowing a maximum of two nicknames per player to be used on the training pitch. Woody likes being called the Woodster and Wozza as well, so that's a problem right there'
    'Anything else?'
    'Don't think so Cazza'