Funny and rude names thread

Covkid1968#

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South Leics...unfortunately
I deal with Oracle’s support team in India and the 2 guys who manage our contract are Dickshit and Hardshit.

worked with a Pooja Pantz whilst she was studying in Cov. I ran a training session and had to introduce her as she was presenting to a group of academics....it was all very stressful 😬
 

Houchens Head

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I love messing with the minds of the foreign tech support guys.
"My name is Perry, not Terry. With a ‘P’ as in Pterodactyl."
 

Kneeza

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An old mate of mine ran a Jazz trio in Cov and the surrounds back in the sixties, seventies, and eighties (Paul Knight Trio). They had several regular 'dinner dance' type gigs around the area; one being at Danny la Rue's Walton Hall Hotel. Danny's partner at the time was an Australian pianist called Wayne King.
I kid you not.
(I met him. Boy, was he, er, flamboyant... Not very popular among others in Danny's retinue either).
 
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Brylowes

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I know a bloke called Winston Churchill
Had a teacher called Richard Shafting
and knew a bloke called Robin Hood
 

Sbarcher

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Neville Neville takes some beating.
 

Otis

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I just looked it up and there are some blokes actually called Clifford Edge.

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wingy

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I used to work with (all at the same place), Colin Shufflebottom, Joe King, Tommy Trowell and a John Cant snr and John Can't jnr, who I used to call "a couple of Cants"
Yes we had a right Andy Can't at senior school.
 
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wingy

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School again.

Elder brother was in a class at school ,there were three lads surnames, Wood, Furnace,Burns.
The saying went put Wood on Furnace and hit Burns.
Which being lads they absolutely did.
 

Adge

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Mike Oxlong.
Seymour Butts.
Wilma Dikfit.
Anita Dick.
 

publican1990

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One of the bigwigs at the International Olympic Committee is called Dick Pound. What's more, this is the cover of a book he wrote...9780470834541.jpg
 
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Kneeza

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I used to live next door to a guy (who was race shop manager at Broadspeed - apropos of nothing at all) called Richard Richards. Preferred to be called Dick. So always known as 'Double Dick'.
I also once worked with a guy called Matt Freeman who changed his surname to Matthews. Which was odd.
 

Brighton Sky Blue

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I used to live next door to a guy (who was race shop manager at Broadspeed - apropos of nothing at all) called Richard Richards. Preferred to be called Dick. So always known as 'Double Dick'.
I also once worked with a guy called Matt Freeman who changed his surname to Matthews. Which was odd.
I am in a bit of a quandary on this with the missus wanting a double barrelled surname that would basically repeat my name twice!
 

skyblue1991

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Where I used to work someone had the surname Wankling. She evidently didn't get married or else it she would've had a better surname...

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