Funny and rude names thread (1 Viewer)

Brighton Sky Blue · Dec 31, 2020

The classics:

Ben Dover
Mike Rack
Mike Hunt
Mike Oxmells-Grimm
Norma Stitz
Hugh Jass
Phil McCrack

Any others? Always make me laugh far more than they should

Sky Blue Harry H · Dec 31, 2020

Prefer the ones that occur in real life, rather than contrived.
My wife went to school with a Cherry Blakewell, and a schoolmate of mine was Robin Hood (3rd boy, so could have saddled another with that before). Come across loads as I worked in Education, and some of the kids names were scarcely believable. May revisit thread if they come back to me.

Brighton Sky Blue · Dec 31, 2020

Looking through family history I came across a William Shakespeare from Calcutta in the 1890s.

hill83 · Dec 31, 2020

Richard Head

Wyken Sky Blue · Dec 31, 2020

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Just type a rude name and see what comes up. One I posted earlier in the year:

Brighton Sky Blue · Dec 31, 2020

Anita Gofradump

Sky_Blue_Daz · Dec 31, 2020

Anyone with the surname shufflebottom

Houchens Head · Dec 31, 2020

Oliver Sudden
Francis Ashithole

Wyken Sky Blue · Dec 31, 2020

Brighton Sky Blue said:
Anita Gofradump

Otis · Dec 31, 2020

There is an American footballer called Randy Bullock.

Otis · Dec 31, 2020

Sky_Blue_Daz said:
Anyone with the surname shufflebottom

I used to know a Colin Shufflebottom. He tried to convince everyone it was pronounced Shufflebotham

Otis · Dec 31, 2020

skyblue1991 said:
Search for People, Businesses and Places - 192.com

Find people, businesses and places in the UK with 192.com. Directory enquiries, a people finder, business listings and detailed maps with aerial photos.

www.192.com

Just type a rude name and see what comes up. One I posted earlier in the year:

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I found a Don Key a few months ago. Resides in the US.

I was talking to a friend about donkey sanctuaries and wondered if there was actually a bloke called Don Key, so I googled it and there was.

publican1990 · Dec 31, 2020

SBT · Dec 31, 2020

Deadspin used to do a great rundown of crazy American names every year

Deadspin | Presenting The 2019 Name Of The Year Bracket

deadspin.com

Houchens Head · Dec 31, 2020

Freda Livery

skybluetony176 · Dec 31, 2020

I know an Irish man called Dick Burns which is double funny thanks to Father Ted.

PurpleBin · Dec 31, 2020

Roger Daynuss

Ian1779 · Dec 31, 2020

When I worked at Levi’s in my teens we spent an afternoon searching the worldwide staff database....
Really wanted to ask Fanny Pong if it was true.

Sky_Blue_Daz · Dec 31, 2020

I’m sure there was a presenter on Atlantic 252 back in the day called Robin Banks

PurpleBin · Dec 31, 2020

Sky_Blue_Daz said:
I’m sure there was a presenter on Atlantic 252 back in the day called Robin Banks

Jeeez. Thats a blast from the past. Think the DJs all had mad names

Skybluefaz · Dec 31, 2020

Bill Oddie.

Saddlebrains · Dec 31, 2020

I had a sri lankan colleague when i was working in a warehouse years ago.

Pushma Poobakin.

Not even a lie

Houchens Head · Dec 31, 2020

Sky_Blue_Daz said:
I’m sure there was a presenter on Atlantic 252 back in the day called Robin Banks

Are you thinking of Rob Da Bank, the Radio 1 DJ? He was a mate of mine when I lived on the Isle of Wight. I used to help run his Music Club in Newport.
Rob da Bank's Music Club | Facebook

rob9872 · Dec 31, 2020

Dixi Normous
Minjita
Ivana Humpalot
Alotta Vagina

Kneeza · Jan 1, 2021

Nigel Farage

Kneeza · Jan 1, 2021

Or Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.
Too stupid to be real?

Houchens Head · Jan 1, 2021

Kneeza said:
Or Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.
Too stupid to be real?

I believe the 'P' in Pfeffel is silent? I often have a silent pee. Usually at around 4 in the morning!

Sbarcher · Jan 1, 2021

skybluetony176 said:
I know an Irish man called Dick Burns which is double funny thanks to Father Ted.

That’s strange. I used to work with a Willie Burns.

Kneeza · Jan 1, 2021

Houchens Head said:
I believe the 'P' in Pfeffel is silent? I often have a silent pee. Usually at around 4 in the morning!

It's pronounced 'piffle', so no, you're wrong.
On with socks now.

fernandopartridge · Jan 1, 2021

Used to work for the Valuation Office years ago, saw a conveyancing solicitor named Pat Cockhead

shmmeee · Jan 1, 2021

Knew someone called Dick Shakeshaft, got a friend called Alex Hunt who’s dad is called Michael.

And my mates mum swears blind she once treated a patient called Mustapha Baff

Brighton Sky Blue · Jan 1, 2021

Endless entertainment cheers chaps!

stay_up_skyblues · Jan 1, 2021

This guy popped up on FM the other week.

Heanor Town have a player named Fortunate Sithole.

Fortunate Sithole - Heanor Town Football Club First Team

Fortunate Sithole player profile for Heanor Town Football Club First Team

www.heanortownfc.co.uk

Brighton Sky Blue · Jan 1, 2021

Of course a certain Mr B’Astard refereed a Cup final once upon a time.

Houchens Head · Jan 1, 2021

Anyone remember an opticians in Cov a few years ago. Seymour's! True!

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