Funny and rude names thread (1 Viewer)

Brighton Sky Blue

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The classics:

Ben Dover
Mike Rack
Mike Hunt
Mike Oxmells-Grimm
Norma Stitz
Hugh Jass
Phil McCrack

Any others? Always make me laugh far more than they should
 

Sky Blue Harry H

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Prefer the ones that occur in real life, rather than contrived.
My wife went to school with a Cherry Blakewell, and a schoolmate of mine was Robin Hood (3rd boy, so could have saddled another with that before). Come across loads as I worked in Education, and some of the kids names were scarcely believable. May revisit thread if they come back to me.
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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Anyone with the surname shufflebottom
 

Otis

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Just type a rude name and see what comes up. One I posted earlier in the year:

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I found a Don Key a few months ago. Resides in the US.

I was talking to a friend about donkey sanctuaries and wondered if there was actually a bloke called Don Key, so I googled it and there was.
 

SBT

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Deadspin used to do a great rundown of crazy American names every year

 

Ian1779

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When I worked at Levi’s in my teens we spent an afternoon searching the worldwide staff database....
Really wanted to ask Fanny Pong if it was true.
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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I’m sure there was a presenter on Atlantic 252 back in the day called Robin Banks
 

Saddlebrains

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I had a sri lankan colleague when i was working in a warehouse years ago.


Pushma Poobakin.

Not even a lie
 

Houchens Head

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Or Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.
Too stupid to be real?
I believe the 'P' in Pfeffel is silent? I often have a silent pee. Usually at around 4 in the morning!
 

shmmeee

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Knew someone called Dick Shakeshaft, got a friend called Alex Hunt who’s dad is called Michael.

And my mates mum swears blind she once treated a patient called Mustapha Baff
 

Houchens Head

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Anyone remember an opticians in Cov a few years ago. Seymour's! True!
 

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