Does anyone know how much it costs
to bribe a member of Parliament to smooth the passage of a private member's bill through Parliament?
I am in the shameful position of sharing a birthday (month and day, not year) with Mr Andrew Mountbatten Windsor. I need to change it asap, for I am finding the shame too stressful to bear.
It can't be done by deed poll, so I'm sure it can get only be done by an Act of Parliament. A bonus will be that I can have a summer birthday, rather than one in the grey days of February
