a little boy says to his gran is it all right to get in the shower with you,yes says his gran while in the shower he points at her muff and says gran what's that to which his gran replies it's just my beaver lad a few days later he is at home and his mum is in the bath mum can I get in the bath with you, yes says his mum when in the bath same again points at her muff and says what's that, a beaver says his mum why do you ask? Because I seen grannies beaver the other day but I think it might be dead because it's tongues hanging out..................
My missus sent me a text the other night saying she was in casualty.
The lying bitch! I stayed in and watched the whole fucking episode and didn't see her anywhere.
That woman will do anything to keep me from going to the pub.
Got a new girlfriend. I helped her move into another flat and saw that she had a police uniform, a nurse uniform and a french maid outfit.
I'm having second thoughts about her, seems she can't be trusted to hold a job down
Fave #ChuckleBrothers gags.
Barry to Paul in their beds in the middle of the night: ‘What time is it?’ ‘
Dunno. Pass me that trombone & I’ll find out.’ *blows trombone loudly*
Someone shouts: ‘WHO’S THAT PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT 2AM?’