hill83
Well-Known Member
I thought big lads were keen swimmers?
To be clear. I hate beaches, I’m pasty and fat and can’t swim, but you tell the kids that.
I thought big lads were keen swimmers?
SBT party at yoursHaha, you wimps. It's 36c here and i'm loving it.
Mind you, all the beaches by me have bars and restaurants literally on the beach, well a step off the beach lol.
Does help if you have your own pool though, although i never use it.
Mental block, like Shmmee said i nearly drowned when i was younger so i need tempting in. Sea on the other hand, as Mc D's say "I' m loving it". Enjoy your summer lads (but social distance, not meant sarcastically), you never know when the "normal" will return.
if it's the one I'm thinking of it's a cracking spot.
You can see the main beach in Newquay from it and it's absolutely rammed and that ones quiet with a pub on it and you can't help but think why don't any of those silly fuckers come over here?
Whenever we plan a holiday I always look for somewhere hot and then once there suddenly remember that I just like the idea of heat rather than the sweaty bollockness of it all. Having to work from home in it and then having a garden facing south with zero shade, fuck this. I want winter
What about a beachside pub with toilets? There’s one in Cornwall that was great, beach went right up to the tables outside so you can have a pint and the kids can build sandcastles. Best of all worlds.
Nice, is the car for you?Been at the school some bright spark decides too change the big fook off interactive boards for 63" tv touch screens. Bloke comes to fit them I have to drag the old boards to reception area x7 then the boxes full of crap such as old speakers and amps are then left for me to drag half way across the school. I fook off at 10 get a lift to Cambridge to buy a new car (2007 57 Golf GTi edition 30 DSG) then go see my old mum with the usual milk and paper then back at 3 pm to work wiping covid spary on tables etc. No time for beaches and as ive said why should we pay the price for these selfish fookers doing as they like.
Get the tracking off their phones and either fine them or make them watch Val Doonican videos whilst sitting in A&E looking at the work our NHS does.
I wish mate, i would love it.SBT party at yours
That's the perfect weather, I love the sunshine but I want the temperature to be 'pleasant' and no more than thatBest is Scottish summer, sunny but you won't turn into a g****on under the heat
That's the perfect weather, I love the sunshine but I want the temperature to be 'pleasant' and no more than that
I’m not one to moan when it’s hot as it’s better than cold and rain but it’s TOO WARM.
Making me drink my cider too quickly.
Get a dump valve on for the retro feel. TssshhhhYes mate sold the 2012 GTD as I was doing too many miles in it. Bought a 2013 van with the money I saved from not going to the pub (£3K) so sold the GTD friday wanted an old tub looked at Golf GTis and stumbled across the special edition 30 model. Full VW history DSG service and new brakes all round refurbed alloys and air con service and here I am. Its got a bigger turbo as standard so its 230 bhp half leather special seats plus alloys plus a few other bits.
Delighted with it as the cambelt etc was done too.
you've done my head in with that. one of my friends used to say the same. I just can't remember why it was in the end and which friend it was.Dunno if I'm getting old but even I've been sitting in the shade. Yet somehow indoors in a T-shirt I've got goosebumps on my arms! Can't stand the cold and anything under about 20 my feet, hands and nose are like ice.
I know it was a flippant statement, BUT i do know some of the hotel owners. If you ever wanted to come over in a group i might be able to sort something. For small groups they wont entertain you, although with Covid and numbers being down you might get a good deal and Wizz air are doing flights from 22GBP from Luton airport during July.SBT party at yours
Kids, your Dad's pasty and fat and may need rescuing if he goes out further than the water level over the Le Coq Sportif logo on his City shorts.To be clear. I hate beaches, I’m pasty and fat and can’t swim, but you tell the kids that.
I could probably sort out cheaper prices for people if a large booking. Can't sort out flights but maybe for accommodation.
you've done my head in with that. one of my friends used to say the same. I just can't remember why it was in the end and which friend it was.
I know it was a flippant statement, BUT i do know some of the hotel owners. If you ever wanted to come over in a group i might be able to sort something. For small groups they wont entertain you, although with Covid and numbers being down you might get a good deal and Wizz air are doing flights from 22GBP from Luton airport during July.
a couple industrial strength Valium won't fix.
You getting mixed up with viagra? You might get a stiff neck on a valium but that's about itWe don't need to hear about your sex life mate.
You getting mixed up with viagra? You might get a stiff neck on a valium but that's about it
Would now be a bad time to mention my lovely central AC system and rooftop pool?
FairYeah but you’re surrounded by Yanks.
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