“It’s only me a couple of people though” bellends. Like that bint the other week on the beach angry that people were on the beach.Major incident declared because of the sheer number of people that have turned up to Bournemouth beach. Fucking nuts.
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Where are the community leaders?Scrap that, get some stellas boys
Huge police response after reports of mass beach brawl
Silly twats. Sunshine and beer, bet most are on furlough too.
I love the beach.I can’t stand the beach anyway. Hate sand. No chance I’m going in the sea. Causes huge arguments with the wife when we are abroad.
All of the above except I don’t burn easily.I love the beach.
Except I don’t like eating there due to the sand, I don’t like when I get wet and sand sticks to me, I need to be in shade as I burn easily, Don’t like when a bit of wind gets up and blows sand on my freshly lotioned skin
I hate the beach
the only saving grace is watching the lovely bods whilst wearing sunglasses, so people can’t see you being a perv. (They are too, everybody knows it) :emoji_laughing:All of the above except I don’t burn easily.
My favourite bit is being miles away from a pub and a toilet.
is that in Newquay but not on the main beach, one a couple of miles down?What about a beachside pub with toilets? There’s one in Cornwall that was great, beach went right up to the tables outside so you can have a pint and the kids can build sandcastles. Best of all worlds.
if it's the one I'm thinking of it's a cracking spot.Maybe. Found it on one of many random trips out picking a beach on the map and heading for it.