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BBC SPORT SCOTLAND: Inverness match against Celtic postponed due to waterlogged pitch.
As I stepped out of the cold shower this morning the Mrs laughed and told me that my penis closely resembled a tic-tac.
"If that's the case," I joked, "why does your sister still have bad breath?!"