Barnsleyalona losing more of their world-beating squad. Captain Alex Mowatt poached by ex- boss Ishmael at WBA. It’s the end of the world as we know it
all the fans at the Euros can have alcohol in their seats?? I thought you weren't allowed to have drinks in the sight of the pitch, or is that only in domestic competitions?
All the lady apes ran from King Kong,
cos his dong was unspeakably long,
but a friendly giraffe took a yard and a half,
and exstatically burst into song.