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So long as he keeps the box on.

So just to put this into perspective. We’re more in the shit than Italy and Spain having never locked down as toughly as them and we’re now going to relax our lockdown further still. What could possibly go wrong.

He’s ensuring stupidly prevails. That’s all.

Couldn’t even be arsed to do it after recording this message. He’s personally responsible for ensuring it remained a lie.

Boris has just claimed in his statement that he communicated with all 3 devolved governments. This afternoon they’ve all been telling the press the opposite.

So all 3 devolved governments have rejected Boris’ new “advice” and slogans. Apparently just a couple of days after reassuring everyone that all PPE is now fit for for purpose some more government purchased PPE has been found to not be fit for purpose. edit: my mistake. It was an old stockpile...

Me follow you around? You’re the one who keeps bringing me up in conversation. Match package every season as you know but you pretend otherwise if you like.

I never did either. In fact I never voted for them full stop when they tried to get one of them in power. Unlike you.

Of something Boris wrote in the spectator.

Will you be included incompetent government as an influencing factor?

He clearly banks on it.

Didn’t you refer to Dan Walker as an “obsessive bible basher”. What is that if not religious zealotry?

The government’s own watered down figures say we are. What planet are you living on.

So when he says more people have died from terrorism he must have mistakenly thought he’d moved to New Zealand.

How many people died from terrorist activity last month?

Sympathy vote. He’s better now. In the health sense at least. Allegedly.

Wasn’t it about 20% higher a week or two ago?

He’s reminds me a bit of Morrissey. Clearly a genius but full of shit.

He’s half Hugo Drax from Moonraker and half Max Zorin from A View to a Kill. True story.

This one? Followed up with this