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Mrs skybluetony has just described Boris as the mayor from Jaws sending people back into the water. Can’t think of a better comparison.

Had this very discussion with my boss this morning. He’s been trying to by disposable gloves for 3 weeks now as it’s part of our standard PPE for work and always has been. Can’t get them for love nor money. Now he’s got to try and source appropriate (I assume the government has clarified what...

You ain’t. There’s decades of data dismissing the anti vaxers arguments and their argument was very thin in the first place. This is a whole new ballgame with no historical data to refer too.

We should lockdown until there’s enough of the correct PPE available so you can send kids to school, people to work etc in the knowledge that you have done everything that you can to protect everyone as much as possible. We can’t even protect front line workers at the moment as much as we can at...

He should have stuck 9 peanuts up, they’d have come out a Treat. #ageappropriatejoke

We haven’t thus far, can’t see that changing with these donkeys in charge.

What about when they bring it home? How many parents are vulnerable and supposed to be shielding? How many households have more than 2 generations so have grandparents living at home? Too simple an answer to just say children have no chance of dying (which isn’t even true anyway) it will be fine.

Raab seems to have given three versions of the same advice this morning. It’s now down to us and common sense. Use common sense to see loved ones outdoors – Raab presumably that means ignore everything he’s said this morning.

By the way, Mr Burns has an uncanny resemblance to Grendull in the looks department. Coincidence?

It’s OK. Raab has already advised that the Scottish seaport of Stranraer is the quickest crossing to Calais for all those living in Kent who want to drive to the continent.

So many people who hate their country and would rather live in Italy. Tut tut.

This is just getting more confusing the more they explain it. If Boris was a Coventry manager someone would have called him a taxi by now.

To be fair when it comes to Raab he possibly might;)

It’s rewriting history.

I think it’s a new design profile for an aeroplane wing

That’s out of date. You are aware that Boris has addressed the nation tonight, that’s tonight, as in the 10th of May ie 9 days after your link was last updated, with new advice?

It’s pure spinal tap.