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don't the sandwiches get all squashed up?

were you in Japan?

i think that's why old men allow themselves to become smelly

think I might have already had this (or similar)..but.. people that use stupid sayings in front of just about all of the things that they say. There is someone at work who, whilst on the phone, starts just about all of their sentences with either "yeh/no", or 'I mean..", or "As I say". When...

i'm looking forward to the open-top bus parade of the trophy

120 years is a long time to be sitting down

always goes down well in the gym

have you just watched 31 episodes in 3 days?

what about an insectarium?

“Women are not something that you pick up and put down,” Waterbury said. 'It's like a cult': how sexual misconduct permeates the world of ballet

just make sure he really does want to get off the bus first, and is not just shuffling closer to the door, otherwise he'll be very pissed off with his long walk home

no, let them go on their own

A long time ago I was going out with a girl who was about to take her driving test. She was very nervous about it and was convinced that she was going to fail. The big day arrived (March 30th) and she duly passed - much to the delight of her and her family (she still lived at home with her mum)...

tight arse

can i still not accept your invite, or have i missed the deadline?

Not fussy/Yes please/Up the arse

no, I'm with you - don't dislike anything (and love liquorice)

whilst I agree that the chav is a disrespectful twat and should be jailed, I'm glad that we live in a country that wouldn't take away 10 years of his life as a punishment.

bit TOO close, that close-up.

a sausage in cider