Search results

see you on the news in about 10 years time.

top-tip: write it on her back with a marker pen before going to sleep

Jo Swinson?

Yes - I like this too. Have you listened to the Steve Bruce novels episodes yet?

Glad you enjoyed it, but I think the role of the 'chef' is to set the timer on the microwave and then to chop and drop a piece of parsley on top after the 'ding'.

reminds me of a time when I was sitting outside a cornwall pub enjoying a holiday pint back in 1984. This yappy little dog was running around all over the place trying to evade its owner, who was running after it shouting 'Nena..Nena..come here Nena!" Some woman looked up from supping her pint...

sounds a bit like a 'wife' complaint you have there?

I don't. Please add it to the list :)

adverts selling you a new 'kitchen'. i.e.when buying furniture for a bedroom, you are buying 'bedroom furniture', and not a 'new bedroom' when buying furniture for a living room, you are buying 'living room furniture', and not a 'new living room' so why is it, when you need to buy some new...

you should never mouth off at a dentist

that bloke at the back should be locked up simply because of what he's wearing.

me too. (seeing my kids that is, not your daughters)

106 ?

perhaps he has a monobollock and wants to hide it

why would you want to know about the geometry of his bollocks?

its probably just a #stupidwoman testing out her kids Christmas present before wrapping it.

not sure if nets would work at an airport - boing!

that annoys me too. (We don't have hand dryers at work - I'm just annoyed thinking about the twats at your place)

it's good to leave the kettle empty, is it not? That way you get fresh water next time.

must be a very bad case of the shits if you risk 'spreading it around'