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don't know what he's moaning about - he got to fuck Ness, didn't he?

I've got a mate who is in the fortunate position of choosing between and F-type jag convertible and a 718 Porsche Boxter. Thought that some posters here may have some Jag experience either personally or via a mate who works at Jag. What would you choose?

Barbara and Roy?

That's got to be the best excuse I've ever heard for being a lazy bastard

nice logo (redwings horse sanctury), with the black horse shagging the red one (whilst the white one watches)

barcelona

the phrase 'lets have a proper, grown-up conversation' (often said by politicians - e.g. Ken Clarke) 1. It implies that previous conversations have been childish, and anyway.. 2. Kids often speak more sense than the bullshit that 'grown-ups' seem to spout.

saw a good tweet about Boris today.. ***************************************** @pangopup You can say what you want about Boris Johnson. That he's a dangerous, snivelling weasel, or that he's a ruthless politician who only cares for himself... But at the end of the day you've got to hand it to...

do you get the choice of destination or is it 'pot luck'?

people called 'Kit'

fuckin big egg that second one has laid!

I'm still playing 'spot the difference' with these pictures

was it you that was killing them?

not sure how comfortable it would be with that on top of you.

adverts for schools -( often in newspapers, local free leaflets etc) they always have pictures of kids doing something other than working. e.g building fucking go-karts, sailing yachts, playing lacrosse, Why not be honest and have a picture of 36 smelly kids looking bored shitless whilst...

"A cute woman in a nurses uniform who can also cook. What's not to like?" the size?

he looks a lot like Naboo in that picture.

jesus - im never going to ask you for your opinion.

people that wrongly call haggling, 'bartering'.