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I think everyone in the country is acutely aware of what a 2-4 week delay would mean to their lives. And I think it's generally easier to make those trade-offs knowing that it really is only a matter of weeks now. (Unless you hang out at the Hyde Park protests every Saturday) Of course I'd be...

All the proper fans received their tickets in the post last week along with the Ricoh Return shirts (mine fits nicely). You should have got an email confirming you’ll be allowed in the stadium, if you didn’t get one then presumably you didn’t make the cut, sorry to disappoint.

A VIP table called the Michael McIndoe Suite, where you can drink as much Veuve Clicquot as you like for free, but once every three hours someone at the table gets a bill for £14,000 and you all go to prison if he doesn’t pay.

According to Wikipedia, Doyle was our player of the season in 2004/5, but I have no recollection of this at all.

I'm sorry, I sincerely do hope that whatever you had got sorted, and I'm assuming you were OK in the end. But I do find the idea of you spending an hour on the phone with the NHS during a pandemic to ask about your Covid-like symptoms when you already know it's not Covid, and then complaining...

It's about time we got answers from the real villains of this pandemic uhhhh......[checks notes] doctors.

"Channel Bore"

If I genuinely thought that Cov (or England) would probably score 3 or 4 times a game, then I'd probably be able to muster up more enthusiasm than you did last week!

Not sure there's a single team in modern history you would back to score 3 or 4 goals a game in an international tournament. Let alone one you couldn't even be bothered to support two days ago.

You'd have to seriously put your foot down - maybe if the driver practiced extreme driving around Barnard Castle a few times first.

Bahahaha

I'm calling the police on all of you

Well, they have weighting to account for that. But in numerical terms, the largest group they polled were aged 25-49. Details here: https://docs.cdn.yougov.com/xoc1ldh9zg/TheTimes_Reopening_210603.pdf

I know it was wrong, but I couldn't resist the chance to drink in a pub booth named after Noel Whelan.

If that's what the scientists advise, then it sounds reasonable to me.

It'll be bad for sales/ratings/clicks in some cases, but the economic upswing will be great for most outlets I would guess. Media execs will be delighted.

Data being wrong because they update is a new one for me, I must admit. Again, you would have seen this if you’d taken 30 seconds to click through and read it, rather than just quote from the government press release. But maybe I just asked too much of you - that’s on me.

Can tell we’ve got an amateur author at work here, the amount of effort you’ve put into the character building is just marvellous. Filling in all those blanks about my personality all by yourself, great stuff! PS - the data don’t show 68 cases anymore, clicking through would have told you that...

If you don’t want flights from India because of its variant, then you also shouldn’t be wanting flights from any other country where the variant has been identified as spreading fast and gaining dominance (oh god, you still haven’t read the data you asked for, have you?) And you certainly...