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Ryan Giles redux!

Ref has paused the game while Eccles tries to dry off his Wasps tattoo by standing under a Dyson AirBlade.

Eccles stopped from taking a free kick, but only after committing a string of murders in the San Francisco Bay area in the late 1960s, baffling detectives with a series of mysterious cryptograms and handwritten messages.

Eccles jogs over to take a throw in and…..what’s this? He’s accidentally destroyed one of the Elgin Marbles? Think the lad needs some time out on loan imo.

Eccles receives the ball under no pressure, then inexplicably raises the energy price cap for millions of families

Wayward pass from Eccles just killed a police dog, who was one day from retirement

Don’t tell me Robins has lost the dressing room again

Eccles looked very good on occasion last season - it would be quite unusual if he suddenly turned into a 22 year-old Kevin Foley, no?

Retractable pitch ftw!

Do we have any midfield positions where the main/only backup option isn’t Jamie Allen?

I don’t find this plausible at all tbh. If Everton make him an offer it’s going to be far beyond what he ever had at Brighton. He’d be a fool to turn that down because he wants to be the main striker at a team without a functioning pitch to its name.

Plenty of teams who compete at this level sell their best players to PL clubs. Anyway, unless you seriously think that our current squad are real promotion contenders, there’s a good argument that £15m is more valuable to us at the moment than one more season of Gyokeres.

Gyokeres’ value is at an all-time high and even if for some insane reason we didn’t buy a replacement, we still have multiple backup strikers already at the club. The same can’t be said for Hamer or O’Hare, neither of whom have proper suitors right now anyway. The impact of selling Gyokeres...

Ok cool, glad we agree then. Cheers for going through my posts too!

Really? This is just from page 1 of the thread:

Yes I encourage anyone to go back and look at my posts in this thread, where they can see me repeatedly pointing out that both SISU and CCFC have an awful track record when it comes to stadium announcements and that any optimism at the time was probably more to do with post-L1 title excitement...

Oh dear - seems like the “far more important things” you had to worry about were which JustEat option would sober you up fastest.

Oh, ok then - great job representing us as usual then 👍

Lol - your “skepticism” amounted to reassuring everyone that we could all be hopeful because good old Warwick University were on board, and then sending a nonsensical press release to the papers to tell the press how happy all of us fans were. Now you admit it was probably all a bluff - if...

Is that true? On more than one occasion you’ve resisted, if not completely ignored, my requests to put more pressure on the club about stadium progress. I’m sure Boddy was delighted at the free good publicity that you and @mark82 gave him though, in the name of all the members of this board...