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    Match Thread ⚽️ Carabao Cup: Coventry City vs Bristol City Match Thread - Wednesday 10th Aug

    Ref has paused the game while Eccles tries to dry off his Wasps tattoo by standing under a Dyson AirBlade.
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    Match Thread ⚽️ Carabao Cup: Coventry City vs Bristol City Match Thread - Wednesday 10th Aug

    Eccles stopped from taking a free kick, but only after committing a string of murders in the San Francisco Bay area in the late 1960s, baffling detectives with a series of mysterious cryptograms and handwritten messages.
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    Match Thread ⚽️ Carabao Cup: Coventry City vs Bristol City Match Thread - Wednesday 10th Aug

    Eccles jogs over to take a throw in and…..what’s this? He’s accidentally destroyed one of the Elgin Marbles? Think the lad needs some time out on loan imo.
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    Match Thread ⚽️ Carabao Cup: Coventry City vs Bristol City Match Thread - Wednesday 10th Aug

    Eccles receives the ball under no pressure, then inexplicably raises the energy price cap for millions of families
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    Match Thread ⚽️ Carabao Cup: Coventry City vs Bristol City Match Thread - Wednesday 10th Aug

    Wayward pass from Eccles just killed a police dog, who was one day from retirement
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    Match Thread ⚽️ Carabao Cup: Coventry City vs Bristol City Match Thread - Wednesday 10th Aug

    Don’t tell me Robins has lost the dressing room again
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    Match Thread ⚽️ Carabao Cup: Coventry City vs Bristol City Match Thread - Wednesday 10th Aug

    Eccles looked very good on occasion last season - it would be quite unusual if he suddenly turned into a 22 year-old Kevin Foley, no?
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    CBS issues

    Retractable pitch ftw!
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    Match Thread ⚽️ Carabao Cup: Coventry City vs Bristol City Match Thread - Wednesday 10th Aug

    Do we have any midfield positions where the main/only backup option isn’t Jamie Allen?
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    Gyökeres Bids

    I don’t find this plausible at all tbh. If Everton make him an offer it’s going to be far beyond what he ever had at Brighton. He’d be a fool to turn that down because he wants to be the main striker at a team without a functioning pitch to its name.
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    Gyökeres Bids

    Plenty of teams who compete at this level sell their best players to PL clubs. Anyway, unless you seriously think that our current squad are real promotion contenders, there’s a good argument that £15m is more valuable to us at the moment than one more season of Gyokeres.
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    Gyökeres Bids

    Gyokeres’ value is at an all-time high and even if for some insane reason we didn’t buy a replacement, we still have multiple backup strikers already at the club. The same can’t be said for Hamer or O’Hare, neither of whom have proper suitors right now anyway. The impact of selling Gyokeres...
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    New Stadium Announcement!!!!!!

    Ok cool, glad we agree then. Cheers for going through my posts too!
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    New Stadium Announcement!!!!!!

    Really? This is just from page 1 of the thread:
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    New Stadium Announcement!!!!!!

    Yes I encourage anyone to go back and look at my posts in this thread, where they can see me repeatedly pointing out that both SISU and CCFC have an awful track record when it comes to stadium announcements and that any optimism at the time was probably more to do with post-L1 title excitement...
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    New Stadium Announcement!!!!!!

    Oh dear - seems like the “far more important things” you had to worry about were which JustEat option would sober you up fastest.
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    New Stadium Announcement!!!!!!

    Oh, ok then - great job representing us as usual then 👍
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    New Stadium Announcement!!!!!!

    Lol - your “skepticism” amounted to reassuring everyone that we could all be hopeful because good old Warwick University were on board, and then sending a nonsensical press release to the papers to tell the press how happy all of us fans were. Now you admit it was probably all a bluff - if...
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    New Stadium Announcement!!!!!!

    Is that true? On more than one occasion you’ve resisted, if not completely ignored, my requests to put more pressure on the club about stadium progress. I’m sure Boddy was delighted at the free good publicity that you and @mark82 gave him though, in the name of all the members of this board...
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