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    Tuchel's First Squad

    Shameful disrespect of 👑 Sir Gareth 👑 from Tuchel
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    Eccles Injured for rest of the season

    If true, then there’s a non-zero chance that Eccles has played his last game for us imo
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    Loans (again)

    OLÉ OLÉÉÉÉ (seriously, we need to stop using the word again in thread titles)
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    Elon Musk

    I would love someone to ask him how he plans to ensure his future Mars colony reflects existing demographics on Earth.
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    Jamie allen

    Who was the last captain of ours who declined to play because they didn’t fancy it?
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    Jamie allen

    Did I say it was unique?
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    Jamie allen

    You wouldn't hate a player who declines to play for us because they "don't fancy it"?
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    Jamie allen

    Well that's why I was asking about the inverted commas around 'knocks' and 'niggles', which suggest you believe there's something else going on. Obviously Sheaf is less valuable to us if he is prone to injury. And I agree it would be great if a player can get injured and just play through it...
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    Jamie allen

    Do you seriously think he would fake an injury? To what end?
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    Jamie allen

    Are the inverted commas suggesting anything here?
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    Carabao Cup Final

    [Peter Drury using a Dyson Airblade in the bogs after the game] THE WEMBLEY WINDS OF CHANGE ARE SOARING THROUGH THE STALLS....A TEMPEST, A TYPHOON....A TITANIC, TANTALIZING TYPHOON, WITH NARY A HAND TOWEL IN SIGHT
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    Fuck off Neville

    [Jamie Paterson wins a throw-in] DELERIUM IN NORTH COVENTRY -- DELIGHT FOR ALL OF COVENTRY......A BEAUTEOUS BOLT FROM THE SKY BLUE, FROM THE BOY WHO CALLS IT A BATCH
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    Elon Musk

    https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2025/03/15/opinion/foreign-aid-cuts-impact.html A long read, but an interesting one. Even if you think the estimates are way out, you're still talking about hundreds of thousands (if not millions) dead within a year, so the United States can save on a tiny...
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    Victor Torp

    I'd leave out Rudoni until Torp needs a rest or his form dips.
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    Victor Torp

    I think there's a fair bit of wishful thinking to believe that Torp can do everything he did yesterday AND do what Allen did (who was truly everywhere). I also don't think he's defensively as good as Allen. But the vibes are pretty good right now so just throw caution to the wind I guess!
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    Victor Torp

    So who's doing Jamie Allen's job in this scenario?
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    We arent drawing as many matches

    Either this team was actually, genuinely a top 2 deck all along, or we have been winning games at a historically unsustainable rate and it will probably slow down in time. I know which I think is more likely, but the fact that I'm even open to either possibility right now is just so fucking great.
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    So who realistically are the teams left fighting for 5th and 6th

    I wouldn't fancy playing Burnley over two legs. Their ability to shut a game down would be absolutely toxic to us.
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    Victor Torp

    He was pretty much playing as a 10 yesterday. His pressing was still very good - every player needs to press to some extent in this formation - but I think he's much less effective when defensive duties are a central part of his role, which wasn't the case yesterday. It's also why I'm not sure...
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