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I guess the key thing is 45% of the next opponents gate receipts. If we get a 'bigger' team then it means decent £.

Maddison goes close but the 'keeper makes a decent save.

I don't think there's a lot between non-league players and L1 players in general, other than maybe an ounce of extra ability and a spoonful of extra desire and willingness to learn. Fair play to the lad. I hope he makes a career in league football with us.

Thomas and Madison involved in the build up. Tudgay finishes.

Goal! Tudgay!

O'Brien on. 13 1/2 mins to go.

I always wanted to be stuffed, then attached to the ceiling of my local pub so my spirit could have a good look down the ladies blouses.

Playing five-a-side during the summer holidays. Our opponents were four big bruisers and a dwarf. As in, a genuine forty-year-old, three-foot-nothing little chap. At one point the ball was bobbling around, and sat up at chest height, perfect for me to offer up a glorious scissor-cum-overhead...

5. Roast Beef Monster Munch 4. Frazzles 3. McCoys Salt and Vinegar 2. Pickled Onion Monster Munch 1. Smiths Bacon Fries.

Quinn got 2 in a 3-2 defeat to Man City. I remember it because I claim the assist - Big John Williams was running down the wing and I shouted for him to cross it, which he did without looking up, and Micky Quinn popped it in the onion bag.

...and Maddison valued at 35k. And old man Ricketts at a half-mill. Always been a trash website tbf.

I've just turned my DAB on, and Geoff Foster's dulcet tones are there. Along with what sounds like a howling wind.

Our style of play - if you can call it that - wasn't suited to him. He's a lot better than we made him look. Goalscorers, poachers in particular, need chances. And how many did we make? How many games did we go without a shot in anger? With the right style of play he'd have bagged us a dozen imho.

Just checked the previous tweets on there. Looks like a 0% success rate for their predictions.

I believe we have Tom Jones's nephew, Nat Unusual. And we definitely have Paul D'Otherone.

Perhaps JOB was running here, there and everywhere because he knew how poor the rest of the team was and decided he had to shoulder a lot of the burden himself? I'd like to see how he gets on with decent players around him.

Well I never. Learn something new every day!

The ability to post gifs?

I'd like to see a league table, top league goalscorer stats, fixtures guide etc. Would be an easier reference guide than having to load up the bbc website. Perhaps a more prominent upated posts list to navigate between threads quicker (although using mobile site more than desktop probably makes...