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I worked with a Yorkshire lass and she kept telling me to stop calling it a sausage batch. 'So what do I call it then?' I asked. 'It's a roll she replied.' 'So how does that work if I want a sausage roll then?' I retorted! 'That's a sausage roll. If you want a sausage 'batch' you say you...

Got a feeling you missed a 'la' out. Or maybe a 'na.'

If you find a queue of one though you'll have to wait outside.

I love Christmas. Do you know when I love Christmas though? When it's fookin Christmas!! For those who may not have noticed It's only the 18th today. Christmas Eve I'll be as happy as Larry, but Christmas seems to be getting earlier for some people every year and the retailers, manufacturers...

Changed my mind. Going to change it to Grandpa It'safookinbatchnotacobyoustupidwankers

I'm going for it. Set my heart on Grandpa Walton.

Which is why I have no idea why my mate gets upset every time I call him a big Wendy! The wuss!

God, Give It A Rest You Merry Gentlemen?

Yeah, like Bedworth is Beverley Hills to Cov's Toxteth!! :thinking about:

Neither does Fisher's missus by all accounts!

Fook you too!! :D

Dear oh dear. Why don't they just call it Plastic Chavtastic!

What you talking about, after Boxing Day it's the Wendy House that's going to be Sisu's headquarters!

Especially as the flag of the NRA has a gun toting Jesus on it with his hand on the holster,

Happy Easter too while we're at it! :facepalm: Did you have your lights up in October? You get a Happy Christmas from me no earlier than Christmas Eve, which is also the day the tree and decorations go up in Otis Shanty Town. Bah humbug!!

Apparently she was trying to bond with him and it is quite natural over there to go to a shooting range together. They are saying he had Asperger's and didn't like to be touched or hugged. Must have been hard for his mum trying to bond with him and in the States this is considered quite a...

Not as embarrassing as Fisher and Waggot find it.

Bury. Though we should be able to bury Preston too.

Good lad. Been really impressed with him. He's been everything Chris Hussey hasn't been. Hope he stays.

Been like that for years. Pretty sure they haven't had any black players in their team. Uneducated and Neanderthal.