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My mates little brothers group of mates apparently got sick of arguing once and decided to all flop their cocks out to create a hierarchy so all future arguments could be settled by cock size. Im already drafting my proposal to the EFL. Robins has that big dick confidence.

I mean he quite literally did; “I hope they can go and do it because I’ve got friends there still. I don’t want anything bad to happen to their season. They are the team I want to go up.”

The “curse” is just regression to the mean, like bullshit medical treatments. Team overperforms, wins MOTM, goes back to normal form after. luckily our normal form is still title winning so this is one thing I’m not scared about.

What about if they take the form of the last ten games into the final ten rather than the form of the entire season?

I mean technically as a fiat currency yes it does. No government = no money. But I get your point. We’ve needed investment for decades I’m not about to complain when some comes. I still expect austerity to bite in the less sexy areas and the government finances to be a mess when Johnson leaves...

Running joke about how someone said they’d like to see Giles given a go and cc4l lost his shit saying anyone who doesn’t want to play McCallum for every second of every match is a loser who gets their football knowledge from video games.

Saw someone on Twitter saying when you watch Biden at length he’s actually alright. He just has flubs that get amplified. I’d guess the same is true about Trump. To be honest I have paid enough attention to either.

Are you happy with the first Labour budget in a decade then? Spending £100bn more than Crazy Corbyn was planning. Welcome to the light side comrade. (I think overall it’s pretty good, just massively hypocritical)

Communism! Madness! Looney left! They’ll bankrupt the country! *sorry who won the election?* I mean excellent! Investment! Just what’s needed to level up the country!

I just ask for a white coffee and apart from having to constantly explain to McDonalds staff that isn’t a latte have had no issues. I always assumed a flat white was just a white coffee

What’s the right way to make a flat white?

They’re not. There was a video going round of them beating stray dogs to death though.

Interesting you say about testing. I’ve had a cough and some shortness of breath since yesterday so did the 111 coronavirus thing and it basically only asks two questions if you’ve got the symptoms: have you been to a hotspot and have you had sustained contact with a confirmed case. You’d...

I highly recommend learning how the delayed send option on Outlook works. You too can pretend to be still working at 1am! Knew a manager once who wrote emails the night before and set them all to send at 5am so it looked like they got an early start.

I’m hoping the Japan thing is down to a love of video games and kinky porn, in which case I’m bulletproof.

Don't know if it's been posted, but thought this was interesting. Tracking UK cases: Operations Dashboard for ArcGIS

Just wanted to say, I’m hardly a GDP whore but “the economy” includes a lot of self employed and low paid workers very close to the breadline (average wage for self employed is below NMW I believe). Just as austerity killed people, so does any economic downturn. It’s not all City fat cats. I...

They’re backdating their self isolation apparently. Not sure how that works.