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It won’t be 800 a day though, the key is when does the curve turn, it’s pretty evenly distributed before and after looking at China so once the numbers start coming down we’ll have a good idea of the likely total for this wave. Let’s hope we aren’t far off seeing that as they’ve been in lockdown...

The behavioural science guy on Any Questions, I think it was, was saying the real problem isn’t the few people panic buying so much as it’s loads of people buying just slightly more than they need. He also said if people went back to normal it would be fine within a week.

Just went to the BP/M&S garage by me, no bread, milk, pasta, veg, eggs. Mental.

Just went to collect the kids, seems like any other Saturday out there...

Hahahhaa missed that bit. Might have to tie Mrs LG to the roof rack to maintain social distancing :D

Instant success I reckon.

Keep your distance in person (2m?) and you should be OK. Places that have banned mass gatherings tend to be more than five as well.

Definitey. Especially suitable for younger ones

Edinburgh zoo have webcams on the animals too (awaits Nick joke about a giraffe with a dildo).

Think it was a province in Wuhan that had 88 couples file for divorce the day lockdown ended.

Got a Chinese delivered last night (fighting racism through eating shite, my kinda activism) and Just Eat has a thing saying they’re not doing no contact deliveries. When we got here he stood about a foot in front of me and held his bag open for me to reach in and get my food. Is it me or does...

Did you see the people in Spain taking stuffed animals for walks?

I heard it’s 20% of students. Though that will not be equally distributed. Doubt there’s many Amazon delivery drivers kids at Henry’s for example.

Was wondering why he didn’t have a number as well.

TW?

Happy Birthday @wingy ! I think a trip to get fags and booze on your birthday definitely counts as essential ;)

Arguing about graphs on the internet...

Problem with this theory (aside from it not fitting all the available explanations from multiple sources) is you’re talking about two different groups of people. Generally those saying “about time” are also those that have been saying we aren’t taking it seriously enough from day one.

But you wouldn’t. Because you’re raised right by the kind of people that would call you out on such behaviour. Cunts raise Cunts who marry other cunts and have little cunty children. Genetics innit?