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Think I’ve done that so you can see the whole thread.

I hope they announce the announcement. Get at least a little of that feeling of unified elation all at once instead of finding out in dribs and drabs on here one day.

I used to have a boss that told us all in our first week “there’s no such thing as common sense, you learn everything you know”. Then got upset when we reminded him of this mantra when he was livid we hadn’t done something he saw as common sense. He was of course right the first time.

He’s also a massive virtue signaller, constantly going on about how he doesn’t attend games. And he’s in a cushy overpaid job with extra time off thanks to unionisation. The self loathing must be intense.

You can meet one person outside at a park as long as you stay 2m away, unless it’s your parents then you can meet two. The situation for open relationships and step-parents isn’t clear. If you live with your parents you can see them as you wish with no distancing. If you work with someone you...

Is your missus Boris Johnson? Boris reveals his political hero: The mayor from Jaws

Hes stupendously boring. It’s why I didn’t vote for him first choice in the end, but a little bit of me is hoping after everything that’s gone on the last decade or so people will be up for a little boring next election.

For those asking about how R is calculated. @fernandopartridge

Not watching but I assume it’s the usual “Would the Prime Minister agree that’s he is in fact a top bloke with perhaps the most beautiful penis in Westminster?” Crap?

I mean there is one if you take national data, it’ll just be less accurate than a more regional one. I’d guess that scientists, unlike the media and the general public, are more comfortable with data with error bars.

Yeah and it’s always an estimate. Thing I saw said you get different R values depending on whether you’re looking at deaths (accurate but time lagged) or cases (more recent but dependent on test strategy) and that R values from one place can’t be used to inform other areas. So you will get a...

I said “or something!” Who is a better local host? Hardly swimming in decent options.

Yet more clarity on meeting family, can’t see why all these lefties are saying it’s unclear!?

Last line of this article, we are advised against booking a holiday. How lockdown will change now

“You don’t know what you’re doing!”

I’ll just leave this here

If the name of his son hadn’t given it away, he’s absolutely lost the plot recently.

How fucking patronising? “The poor plebs are so scared because our communication skills are too good, and now they’re so lazy they enjoy not working.” That’s what they think of you Tory voters.

This should be the plan. Ask the club to get the squad to come into various zooms with fans in. You could set up say ten zoom rooms (5000 people capacity) and the squad drop in for ten/twenty minutes at each one throughout the day. Would be nothing like a proper celebration but I think it would...

Good thread on schools IMO: